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Trump And The GOP Made Everything About Parkland Shooting Worse

We’ve fallen into this sad state of accepting the worst when it comes to what our President is going to do in times of emergency. Trump’s responses to horrific events always compound the situation — and that’s exactly what’s been happening in the aftermath of the latest school shooting at Marjory …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Yes, President Trump Blamed Students For Deadly School Shooting

By now you’ve heard about the horrific school shooting in Parkland, Florida. By now you’ve heard the call for sensible gun laws and reform. By now you’ve also heard the need for better help for those with mental illnesses. And through all this sorrow and anger and fear, with 17 kids murdered in an …Continue […]

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The Connection Between Trump’s Hair And Rape

The discussion about Donald Trump’s hair creeps into conversation often enough — or depending on which way the wind blows. And the winds were strong the other day when Trump boarded Air Force One to head to Mar A Lago. This resulted in a lot of commentary on his questionable back of head baldness. …Continue […]

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Trump Wants Millions For Military Parade But Nothing For Puerto Rico

It has been 140 days since Hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico. President Donald Trump hasn’t spoken much about the island or the 3.4 million Americans struggling to survive there. He questioned the hurricane’s severity, saying it wasn’t worse than Katrina, and made sure to note how much it …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Wants Millions For Military Parade But Nothing For Puerto Rico

It has been 140 days since Hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico. President Donald Trump hasn’t spoken much about the island or the 3.4 million Americans struggling to survive there. He questioned the hurricane’s severity, saying it wasn’t worse than Katrina, and made sure to note how much it …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Planning For Life After Trump

Lately I’ve been spending a considerable amount of time thinking about how America can pull itself back from the brink of disaster and heal the almost inconceivable political and social divisions that have torn the country apart. The past two years have been the worst I have ever seen since having …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Fact Checking Website Crashes During Trump’s State of the Union, Is All Of Us

Donald Trump must have laid off the Diet Coke before last night’s State of the Union address because his speech was slow and tempered. He barely sniffed, and maybe only endured a bit of dry mouth beyond those teeth, which were as white as Mike Pence. His alternative facts were strategically …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Trump’s State Of The Union Donation Stunt Feels Straight Out Of Twitch

Prior to last night’s State of the Union speech, Donald Trump’s re-election campaign contacted the President’s supporters to ask them for small donations. Unlike in the past, however, anyone who donated the day before the speech would get their name added to a ticker running at the bottom of the campaign’s livestream…Read more… Continue Reading […]

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How to Watch Tonight’s State of the Union Address

Thank you for choosing Lifehacker for your last-minute “How to watch the SOTU” search. You could have chosen anyone, but you chose us. OK, here’s how to watch the President impress commentators by not just screaming the F-word for an hour:Read more… Continue Reading at http://lifehacker.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Nearly 700,000 Americans Are Being Tortured With Gay Conversion Therapy

Tens of thousands of teenagers will undergo conversion therapy before they turn 18. This has already happened to around 350,000 kids and another 350,000 adults, and will happen to many more if action isn’t taken to stop it.  Vice President Mike Pence is widely rumored to support …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump on Sodium Pentothol

Good evening. As many of you know, a couple of years ago I started a business venture that included running for President of the United States. I was in more debt than anyone except Robert Mueller probably knows. One night, a couple of Russian oligarchs at Mar-a-Lago suggested I run for president …Continue reading Continue […]

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Moby, the Patriot: Examining his ‘inside information’ on Russian conspiracy

Donald Trump’s presidency has been a widely divisive issue among the American public, to say the least. Support or dissent aside, intense media speculation has given way to surreality, as vast amounts of scandals and controversy have surrounded the chief of state since he assumed office in January of 2017.One of the most-contended topics around […]

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Hey Donald, Get The Hell Out Of My Womb

On Friday, March for Life organizers gathered in Washington to spread their anti-abortion messages, filled with alternative facts and incorrect findings, with the aim to shame women and take away our control of our own uteruses. President Donald Trump was there, making him the first President in 45 …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Gets Excellent Bill of Health and Women Cannot Stop Laughing

President Donald Trump received an “excellent” bill of health by the White House physician, Dr. Ronny Jackson. We couldn’t have expected anything less than excellent because it’s become common to use superlatives when describing 45 — at least and especially by 45 himself. Before we go questioning …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The Montreal Cognitive Assessment Doesn’t Prove or Disprove Whether Trump Is Crazy

Are you a doctor examining an older patient? Do you want to be pretty sure you would notice if your patient had mild dementia? Then you can ask some simple questions, like whether the patient can recognize a drawing of a lion and memorize a list of five words. If, however, you want to know […]

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Moby claims that CIA approached him about the Trump–Russia dossier

Earlier in the year, after Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration, Moby claimed to know insider information regarding Trump’s ties to Russia during the 2016 presidential election.“After spending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely(well, ‘accurately’…) post the following things” posted Moby to Instagram back in February, “1-the russian dossier on trump […]

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The Worst News in 2018 Probably Won’t Be Trump’s Tweets

New year, new set of bizarro tweets from the president: this time, he and Kim Jong-un are boasting about the relative size of their nuclear buttons in a pissing match so over the top it feels almost scripted. And yet, according to Ian Bremmer, Twitter brinkmanship doesn’t even crack the top ten of things we […]

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