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Here’s A Bunch Of Names For Spaceships And Warships That Are Maybe A Bit Insulting To Famous People

Often while I’m out driving, minding my own business, I’ll see a burning mattress mounted on some bicycle wheels that gets pushed in front of my car, blocking my progress. Then, I’ll be accosted by a crowd of people who will drag me out of my car window, pin me to a wall, and demand […]

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How Driving An Incredibly Rare And Valuable Porsche 356 America Roadster Made Me Realize My Bald Spot Is Fucking Weird Looking

I’m assuming a bunch of Porsche PR people realized they had some end-of-year money lying around that needed to be burned through, because that can be the only explanation for this wonderful event they held, one without a focus on any current product or anything crassly commercial like that. It was just a whole bunch…Read […]

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I’ve Solved One Of The Biggest Problems In The Star Trek Universe So You’re Welcome, Pretend People

I fully realize that this moment we’re in is a deeply Star Wars-centric moment, what with the new movie just out and the excellent Mandalorian series and all those baby Yodas and shit everywhere, which is why I feel like this is an ideal time to talk about something in the Star Trek universe that’s always […]

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I’ve Solved One Of The Biggest Problems In The Star Trek Universe So You’re Welcome, Pretend People

I fully realize that this moment we’re in is a deeply Star Wars-centric moment, what with the new movie just out and the excellent Mandalorian series and all those baby Yodas and shit everywhere, which is why I feel like this is an ideal time to talk about something in the Star Trek universe that’s always […]

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I’ve Solved One Of The Biggest Problems In The Star Trek Universe So You’re Welcome, Pretend People

I fully realize that this moment we’re in is a deeply Star Wars-centric moment, what with the new movie just out and the excellent Mandalorian series and all those baby Yodas and shit everywhere, which is why I feel like this is an ideal time to talk about something in the Star Trek universe that’s always […]

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My Realization About 1980s Plymouth Voyager Styling Will Have A Revolutionary Impact On Brain-Vision Research Probably

Earlier today, our own hoarder-in-chief David Tracy showed us all some pictures of a lovely and strangely tempting manual early 1980s Plymouth Voyager that was for sale somewhere. While I managed not to get snared into David’s thirst trap too deeply, I did realize something about the Voyager’s styling, and that…Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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My Realization About 1980s Plymouth Voyager Styling Will Have A Revolutionary Impact On Brain-Vision Research Probably

Earlier today, our own hoarder-in-chief David Tracy showed us all some pictures of a lovely and strangely tempting manual early 1980s Plymouth Voyager that was for sale somewhere. While I managed not to get snared into David’s thirst trap too deeply, I did realize something about the Voyager’s styling, and that…Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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I Can’t Believe I’ve Never Heard Of This Very Weird Factory-Built Air-Cooled Volkswagen Truck

Every single time I encounter some strange air-cooled Volkswagen variant I hadn’t previously been aware of I’m hit with the same, powerful sensation that the world is a vast, rich, nearly unknowable thing, and that’s both terrifying and beautiful. This time the air-cooled VW weirdo is my favorite kind: a peculiar yet… Read more…

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Watch Me Geek Out Over An Iconic And Cheap-Ass Taillight

My unofficial mission for these videos is to talk about stuff that, normally, I’d be too embarrassed to discuss with any normal, well-adjusted person. My obsession with this dirt-common, unremarkable taillight absolutely fits that category. Here, where you’ve made some sort of ill-considered choice to click on that…Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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Ford’s Amazing Mach-E Coupe Is The Biggest Surprise At The LA Auto Show

Wow. I have to really hand it to Ford; I’ve never seen an automaker keep a secret this big, this well. Ford has accomplished something very few others have—a one-two punch of automotive introductions, starting with the new electric Mustang Mach-e SUV/crossover, and now the reveal of the unexpected but impressive…Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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