Archive | Stormy Daniels

Rudy Giuliani May Have Been Drunk When Incriminating Donald Trump On Live Television

On Tuesday this week, MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough brought up the (relatively) well known rumor that Rudy Giuliani hadn’t gotten the Trump cabinet position he initially wanted because he was “falling asleep five minutes into meetings” and was “drinking too much.” According to those who know him …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trevor Noah Humiliates Giuliani: Legal Defense Of Trump “Like Smoking Weed Through The TV”

On a scale of 1-10, Rudy Giuliani’s performance as Trump’s new lawyer must now be in the negatives. The former Mayor of New York has had about as bad a start on the job as anyone in the Trump administration’s short lived history, and it just keeps getting worse.  After confessing on public …Continue reading […]

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Trump Throws Rudy Giuliani Under The Bus Less Than Two Weeks After Hiring Him

It took less than two weeks for president Trump to disavow his lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, after he confessed on live television to his client lying and committing a serious campaign violation. “I say, you know what, learn before you speak. It’s a lot easier,” Trump said in a statement about Giuliani’s …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Fox Defends Trump’s Stormy Daniels Lies By Attacking Bernie

Now that Rudy Giuliani has openly confessed that Trump violated a couple of different campaign finance laws, the right is scrambling to clean up the mess. Since perennial boogeyman Hillary Clinton doesn’t appear to have any notable run ins with the FEC, Fox News contributor Ari Fleischer went for …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Rudy Giuliani Is Literally The Worst Lawyer Ever

President Trump’s Stormy Daniels legal debacle has taken a hilarious turn for the worse after Mr 9/11 himself Rudy Giuliani appeared to drop his boss into a legal quagmire on live television two days in a row. Hired as a “heavy hitter” for Trump legal defense team, Giuliani was supposed to come in …Continue reading […]

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Trump Allies Worried Prosecutors Will Turn Michael Cohen “Into A Canary That Sings”

It is hard to imagine what it must be like to work in the Trump administration or for him in any other capacity. Facing scandals and utter chaos in every direction, the Trump team has been in a perpetual state of crisis for as long as it has existed. In recent times however, the crises […]

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FBI Raids Office Of Donald Trump’s Lawyer To “Investigate” Allegations Of Used-Up Porn Actress

Early in the morning yesterday, special agents of the FBI raided the office of Trump’s lawyer Michael D. Cohen and seized records which contained confidential material between clientele, just like how it was done in the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany. Stephen Ryan is the lawyer of the lawyer of Donald Trump and commented that […]

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Stormy Daniels Is Very Likely Telling The Truth And Here’s How I Know…

One of the many thoughts I had while watching the Stormy Daniels segment on 60 Minutes was that potentially thousands of viewers automatically disregarded her story simply because she’s a porn star.  There’s clearly a built-in credibility problem here and it derives from her occupation, but …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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After The Stormy Daniels Interview, “Family Values” Conservatives Blame Everyone…Except Trump

Cognitive Dissonance – the state of having inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially as relating to behavioral decisions and attitude change.  For the last two plus years, white Republican voters have been in a constant state of cognitive dissonance concerning Donald Trump. …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Stormy Daniels Spanked Trump with a Forbes Magazine Because He is Ashamed of Sex

Note: Last night on 60 Minutes Stormy Daniels recounted the story of her 2006 one-night-stand with President Trump and the intimidation that followed at the hands of his lawyers. One of the earliest stories to come out of this scandal when it broke was the fact that she claimed to …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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What The Hell Is Stormy Daniels’s Lawyer About To Reveal On 60 Minutes?

Stormy Daniels’s attorney Michael Avenatti hinted today that he may have hard evidence that former porn star Stormy Daniels had an affair with Donald Trump. So I’ll just leave this here for your Friday afternoon’s entertainment:  Best comments below get featured Monday …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Women Are Taking Down Donald Trump

When the results came in in November 2016 that Donald Trump had won the Presidency, it was a serious blow to women. And not only because he got more electoral votes than Hillary Clinton, but because it was unfathomable to so many women that a man like Trump could be America’s Commander in Chief. He […]

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The President Of The United States Is Being Sued By A Porn Star. Or In Other Words, Wednesday.

Another day, another porn star is suing the President of the United States for failing to sign a Hush Agreement over his alleged sexual encounter with said porn star. Or in other words, Wednesday in Trump world. Reported CNN:  A new lawsuit filed by the porn star known as Stormy Daniels claims …Continue reading Continue […]

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MEMBERS ONLY: Trump’s Personal Lawyer Just Screwed Himself

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A lawyer walks into a bar, orders a drink and explains to the bartender that he just paid $130,000 in hush-money — out of his own pocket, no less — to silence a porn star who somehow managed to fuck the lawyer’s client, who, by the way, […]

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Support For Trump After Stormy Daniels Affair Spells The End Of Evangelical Relevance

As Saint Bernard of Clairvaux said in 1150, “the road to hell is paved with good intentions,”. Or in the age of Trump, the road to hell is paved with selling out every one of your core beliefs in the name of banning abortion and sticking it to liberals. White, evangelical Christians …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Why I Believe Stormy Daniels Spanked Trump With A Forbes Magazine

According to details released by Mother Jones magazine last weekend, Donald Trump asked porn star Stormy Daniels to spank him with a copy of Forbes Magazine. Adding to the story’s ridiculousness, she claims that she spanked him with an issue of Forbes that featured him and his family …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Who is Donald Trump Screwing? (Besides Everyone in America)

There are way bigger problems in America right now, but I’m trying to get the ol’ blogging fingers back in shape, so forgive me for relying on a crutch that served me way too well for way too long: Making fun of moron celebrities for doing moron things with their moron sex parts. In my […]

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Trump Compared Porn Star to His Daughter. Or in Other Words, Wednesday in America.

In Touch Weekly published an interview with porn star Stormy Daniels from 2011, before the signing of an NDA that precluded her from speaking about her sexual encounter with Donald Trump. Daniels revealed that during the celebrity golf event in Lake Tahoe in 2006, Trump told her that she …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Donald Trump’s Porngate Scandal Is Worse Than It Appears

Donald Trump’s life represents the worst ramifications of money, fame and white male privilege. It’s already public record that Donald Trump is an unrepentant sexual predator and disgusting human being. But the latest news stories are another manifestation of Trump’s lengthy history of scandal, …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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