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Starbucks Finally Has Holiday Cups To Celebrate Happy Honda Days, Toyotathon, Other Important Holidays

I have to admit, for most years, when it comes to Starbucks annual Holiday Cups, I’ve mostly found myself rage-vomiting due to the wrath and offense I felt because of how the massive coffee-slinger ignored my winter holiday of choice, Happy Honda Days (praise Soichiro). But now I just feel like joy-vomiting, because,…Read more… Continue […]

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Good News for SEMA Car Builders: Duchamp’s The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even Enters the Public Domain Next Year

It’s been two decades since copyrighted works were allowed to enter the public domain, but next year, the 20-year hiatus that was instituted in 1998 will finally end, and in 2019 all copyrighted works from 1923 will be available for anyone to use, modify, be inspired by, or anything else, as they will be public…Read […]

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Oliver Tree releases concerning unforeseen footage of Skizzy Mars’ ‘Are You OK?’ tour

Oftentimes, life out on the road isn’t always what it seems. Sometimes, it’s not as glamorous as the flashing lights, thumping bass, and Instagram pictures make it seem. After wrapping up 23 dates on Skizzy Mars’ Are You OK? tour, the tour’s rhetorical namesake actually became a viable question for supporting act and bowl-cut champion, […]

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The Deep Democracy

The fact that so many members of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team identify as Democrats obviously invalidates all recent and forthcoming confessions to various crimes as well as all objective evidence of fraud, perjury, money laundering, and collusion. This much is a settled matter. Lying …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump on Sodium Pentothol

Good evening. As many of you know, a couple of years ago I started a business venture that included running for President of the United States. I was in more debt than anyone except Robert Mueller probably knows. One night, a couple of Russian oligarchs at Mar-a-Lago suggested I run for president …Continue reading Continue […]

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