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Good News for SEMA Car Builders: Duchamp’s The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even Enters the Public Domain Next Year

It’s been two decades since copyrighted works were allowed to enter the public domain, but next year, the 20-year hiatus that was instituted in 1998 will finally end, and in 2019 all copyrighted works from 1923 will be available for anyone to use, modify, be inspired by, or anything else, as they will be public…Read […]

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Oliver Tree releases concerning unforeseen footage of Skizzy Mars’ ‘Are You OK?’ tour

Oftentimes, life out on the road isn’t always what it seems. Sometimes, it’s not as glamorous as the flashing lights, thumping bass, and Instagram pictures make it seem. After wrapping up 23 dates on Skizzy Mars’ Are You OK? tour, the tour’s rhetorical namesake actually became a viable question for supporting act and bowl-cut champion, […]

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The Deep Democracy

The fact that so many members of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team identify as Democrats obviously invalidates all recent and forthcoming confessions to various crimes as well as all objective evidence of fraud, perjury, money laundering, and collusion. This much is a settled matter. Lying …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump on Sodium Pentothol

Good evening. As many of you know, a couple of years ago I started a business venture that included running for President of the United States. I was in more debt than anyone except Robert Mueller probably knows. One night, a couple of Russian oligarchs at Mar-a-Lago suggested I run for president …Continue reading Continue […]

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These Are The Most Useless Possible Dashboard Gauges

Your car’s dashboard is like your car’s press conference: it’s how the car communicates with you, officially. Sure, you get rumors in the form of noises, smells, and shimmies, but those gauges sitting in front of your face represent the information the Carmaker has decided to share with you. What if that information…Read more… Continue […]

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Hey Men, Your Satire Sucks

Just today, Young Turks founder and head anchor Cenk Uygur was called out for a series of misogynistic blog posts he wrote in the early 2000s. These posts included complaints about not getting laid enough (“It seems like there is a sea of tits here, and I am drinking in tiny droplets”), rules …Continue reading Continue […]

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Republicans Sign “Just Trust Us” Bill into Law

(WARNING: SATIRE!) Early Tuesday morning Republicans Senate leaders convened a hasty vote on their new “Just Trust Us” bill. Although details of the bill are still sketchy Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell assured the American public that “this is what’s best for everyone. Just trust us.” …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Administration Accidentally Appoints Qualified Person

(WARNING: SATIRE) A minor scandal erupted in the Trump White House over the recent hiring of Marcus Greene to the post of Assistant Secretary to the Department of Transportation. Greene is an unusual choice for the Trump administration.  A man of Hispanic and African-American descent Asst. …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The Beginner’s Guide Creators’ New Game Is About Keanu Reeves Stabbing People

“Welcome player. It’s a fucking video game. Get your stats ready,” Absolutely: A True Crime Story begins. Then it asks you to boost one of your starting character’s stats like strength, dexterity, or something called J3V. None of these stats matter: the browser game is just a random, nihilistic parody. But it’s funny,…Read more… Continue […]

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