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Steve Bannon is a Loser

After pedophile Roy Moore’s crushing loss in the Alabama Senate race to Doug Jones last night, it turns out that Alt-Right guru Steve Bannon is not the evil genius many believe him to be. He’s just plain evil — and also a giant loser.  Bannon spent an inordinate amount of energy shilling for …Continue reading […]

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Black Voters (Especially Black Women) are the Base of the Democratic Party

When I wrote my article yesterday about voter suppression in Alabama, I was resigned that Yellowhammer State would elect Roy Moore – a racist, misogynistic, pedophile – to the Senate seat formerly held by Attorney General Jeff Sessions. But as I read reports on Twitter about the high turnout, I …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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The Roy Moore Election Headquarters Live Stream is the Saddest Thing on the Internet Right Now

It’s OK, you are allowed to watch a room full of hateful white bigots who worked for a racist, misogynistic man who sexually assaulted children, wander glumly around coming to terms with their extraordinary loss.  You can revel in their misery knowing any decent higher power/God/Gods etc will …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Thank You, Alabama.

Thank you, Alabama, for electing Democrat Doug Jones, a decent man who has stood up for the poor, women and minorities his entire life. Thank you Alabama, for rejecting the disgusting politics of Roy Moore, a racist, misogynistic, sexual predator, who targeted and abused children and stood for …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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If Roy Moore Wins in Alabama, Republicans are in a World of Sh*t

There are two possible outcomes for today’s Senate race in Alabama, and both spell disaster for the GOP in both the short and long term. While Donald Trump and his band of lunatics in the White House are betting big on accused pedophile and notorious bigot Roy Moore, the Republican Party are …Continue reading Continue […]

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If Roy Moore Wins It Will be Because of Russian Interference and Racist Voter Suppression

The Senate race in Alabama to fill the seat once occupied by Jeff Sessions is a microcosm of last year’s presidential race. On one side we have Doug Jones, a sane, good-natured liberal; on the other we have Roy Moore, a rightier-than-right-wing Republican who believes, among other things, that …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Stop Blaming Trump for the Evil of Evangelical Republicans

On Sunday, (now former) Evangelical Republican Peter Wehner penned an op-ed for the New York Times lamenting “Why I Can No Longer Call Myself an Evangelical Republican”. In it, he’s astonished at how how sick and diseased both Evangelical Christianity and the Republican Party Party have …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Even Evangelical Christians Are Fleeing Trump as His Poll Numbers Evaporate

White evangelical Christians overwhelmingly supported Donald Trump for president in 2016, believing that a man who confessed to sexually assaulting women, denigrated immigrants and ran on a vicious campaign of bigotry and hatred would be preferable to a woman who, well, wrote some emails or …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Roy Moore Called America “Evil” and No One Noticed

In an eerie echo of Donald Trump, Republican candidate Roy Moore chose violent Russian dictator Vladimir Putin over his own country, calling the United States “evil” and finding common cause with the murderous strongman: In an interview with the Guardian’s Anywhere But Washington series, Moore also …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: The Political Tragedy of Al Franken

The Banter Long Read: Yesterday was a dark day for Al Franken and the Democratic Party, saved only by the party’s responsible behavior in the wake of several new allegations against Franken… To continue reading this article, please go here. You’ll get unrestricted access to all our member’s …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Dear Kellyanne Conway, You are Going Straight to Hell

Dear Kellyanne,  It came to my attention today that you are now vigorously defending president Trump’s decision to endorse accused pedophile and sexual deviant Roy Moore for the Senate in Alabama. When Chris Cuomo stated that “it seems like you have no standards of morality, that it’s all …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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If Roy Moore Wins, The Pro-Life Movement in America is Finished

For anyone who has spent time in rural America, the notion that the pro-life movement is going to disappear in the near future is completely ridiculous. It is well funded, well organized and as culturally acceptable in red states and rural areas as gay marriage is in San Francisco. However, the …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Roy Moore Campaign Trots Out Latest Defense: “Many Women Who Weren’t Molested”

I genuinely believed this could never happen in a supposedly civilized country like America. If electing a sexual predator to the presidency wasn’t bad enough, Republicans in Alabama are now working diligently to put an accused pedophile into the Senate, and trotting arguments out like …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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In 1 Week, Republicans Will Elect a Child Molester to the Senate Because They’re Irredeemable A**holes

Roy Moore is going to be the next senator from Alabama. Believe it. Barring last minute divine intervention (unlikely) or a massive groundswell of anti-Moore voting (possible but I wouldn’t bet on it), he’s going to win by a few points. It won’t be the kind of blowout victory he would have normally …Continue reading […]

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Trump’s Official Endorsement of Pedophile Roy Moore Proves The GOP is Beyond Salvation

Today, Donald Trump endorsed Republican Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore – religious fanatic, anti-gay marriage, Islamophobic, pedophiliac Roy Moore, the most dangerous Senate candidate since David Duke. For the past few weeks, the President has soft-pedaled around a firm endorsement. …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Jimmy Kimmel is Destroying Roy Moore on Twitter

When you’re a 70 year old sex offender running for political office, it’s probably not a great idea to engage in a Twitter war with a professional comic who is a) smarter than you, b) funnier than you, and c) not a sex offender.  But no, Alabama’s Roy Moore seems to think he can match […]

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Holy. Sh*t. The Federalist Literally Just Endorsed Molesting Little Girls

The Federalist just became the latest in a growing list of right wingers to not only support Republican Roy Moore, the child molesting Senate candidate from Alabama, but also to actually defend the practice of grown men sexually assaulting underage girls. No, that is not a typo. First, author …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The New York Times’ Sean Hannity Profile is as Bad as its Nazi One

Just when you thought The New York Times couldn’t sink any lower than their piece lionizing conservative Ben Shapiro, and then another one about Ohio Nazi Tony Hovater (who likes Seinfeld, Applebee’s, and ethnic cleansing) their magazine, not to be one-upped, said “hold my beer” and …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Legal Battle Erupts Between Hell Inc. and GOP Over Moral Low Ground

(WARNING: SATIRE!) Deep into the strike by The International Association of Societal Bar Adjusters Hell, Inc. represented by the law firm of Asmodeus, Baphomet, and Schwartz filed an injunction to prevent the lowering of the Morality Bar any further.
 “While Hell sympathizes with the challenges …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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