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Meet The ’13 Angry Democrats’ Running The Mueller Investigation (Spoiler: They Don’t Exist)

Not that facts matter anymore, but in the off chance there are some Red Hats stopping by today, it’s time to bring some truth in response to Donald Trump’s ongoing lies about the alleged political motives of Robert Mueller’s team. For several months now, Trump has been hurling tantrums about how …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Giuliani Says Mueller Probe Will End In September, But Don’t Believe A Word He Says

America’s worst lawyer is continuing his media blitz and making grand claims about president Trump’s legal woes without a shred of verifiable evidence. This past weekend, Rudy Giuliani told the New York Times that the Mueller probe would be wrapping up in September because there was no …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Tucker Carlson Claims Mueller Investigation Has Provided “Zero Evidence Of Collusion”

In Tucker Carlson’s noble quest to protect Donald Trump and the racist right from marauding liberals taking over America with their gender politics, the Fox News host is doubling down on the parallel universe he inhabits. In a truly extraordinary claim, Carlson stated that thus far, the Mueller …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Tucker Carlson Claims Mueller Investigation Has Provided “Zero Evidence Of Collusion”

In Tucker Carlson’s noble quest to protect Donald Trump and the racist right from marauding liberals taking over America with their gender politics, the Fox News host is doubling down on the parallel universe he inhabits. In a truly extraordinary claim, Carlson stated that thus far, the Mueller …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Tucker Carlson Claims Mueller Investigation Has Provided “Zero Evidence Of Collusion”

In Tucker Carlson’s noble quest to protect Donald Trump and the racist right from marauding liberals taking over America with their gender politics, the Fox News host is doubling down on the parallel universe he inhabits. In a truly extraordinary claim, Carlson stated that thus far, the Mueller …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Poll: Propaganda Has Republicans Convinced The FBI Is Framing Trump

As we move closer to the midterms, it’s important to understand exactly what is at stake. This goes far beyond just sticking it to Trump or, more urgently, putting a check on his insanity; we are on the brink of collapse as a nation. I want very badly for this to be hysterical hyperbole but […]

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Did Donald Trump’s “Dirty Ops” Campaign Bring Down Eric Schneiderman?

Let’s get the obvious out of the way: Fuck Eric Schneiderman. I know we’re supposed to do the whole “innocent until proven guilty thing” but just like with Roy Moore, Schneiderman’s victims told their friends about what had happened so there is contemporaneous collaboration of their stories. …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The GOP Hall of Fame

Most halls of fame have very high standards. The Baseball Hall of Fame, for example, requires ten to fifteen years of dominance in the sport, whether a smattering of batting and home run titles, a string of twenty-win seasons, or embodying the elite of the elite at your position for the better part …Continue reading […]

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America Is Heading Towards The Abyss

As the Mueller probe gets closer and closer to Trump and his inner circle, the president is beginning to see the writing on the wall. If he does not get rid of Mueller, Trump knows that deeply embarrassing information will be revealed about either his finances or his collusion with Russia. Sean …Continue reading Continue […]

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Crackpot Nina Turner Compares FBI Raid on Michael Cohen to Treatment of Martin Luther King

Nina Turner, the former Ohio State Senator and head of the SuperPAC Our Revolution, has managed to offend almost every reasonable center-left Democrat in the last two years. One of the only prominent African-American women to endorse Bernie Sanders in the primary, she refused to endorse …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Reality Check: Trump Personally Hired Almost Everyone Involved In The Michael Cohen Raid

Donald Trump spent a good part of Monday ranting about how there’s a conspiracy by “the other side” to destroy him and once again talked about firing Special Consul Robert Mueller. But, as Bob Cesca keeps pointing out, everything Trump does makes things worse for Trump and this appears to be no …Continue reading Continue […]

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Michael Cohen Is Trump’s Latest Human Shield

They should’ve known. Inside Donald Trump’s orbit, there are dozens of sycophants and stupids who, by now, should know exactly what their boss is all about. They should know that the only reasons he keeps them close is to one day betray them — hurling them overboard like chum for prosecutors and …Continue reading Continue […]

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No One Wants To Be Trump’s Lawyer Because….

Along with the ever-growing list of White House staff being fired/arrested/fleeing for the hills/turning state’s evidence is the increasing turmoil of Trump’s legal team. Just this week, Trump hired a husband and wife team of right wing firebrands, pushed out his lead lawyer, John Dowd, and then …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Guillermo del Toro’s Behavior in his Father’s Kidnapping Makes Sam Nunberg Look Like a Wimp

Yesterday as Sam Nunberg made the talk-show rounds with his refusal to obey Robert Mueller’s subpoena to hand over his emails with Trump and various campaign aides, one excuse for his behavior rang out as the lamest of all. Towards the end of his appearance on The Beat with Ari Melber, he mentioned …Continue reading […]

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If You Thought Sam Nunberg’s CNN Interview Was Bad, You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet

Nobody had a worse day yesterday than Sam Nunberg, the former Trump aide who, in a series of interviews on the three major news networks, grew increasingly unhinged as he announced his intention to violate both Robert Mueller’s subpoena to provide emails between him and Trump campaign …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Hope Hicks Hopes To Avoid Jail Time By Resigning From The White House

The official story behind the woefully unqualified White House communications directorHope Hick’s decision to quit today is, well, pretty laughable. Reported the New York Times:  Hope Hicks, the White House communications director and one of President Trump’s longest-serving advisers, …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The Just Released Democratic Memo Proves Devin Nunes Was Lying

Yesterday, the House Intelligence Committee released a memo that not only counters the one that Devin Nunes wrote but proves that the information contained in it was untrue. At the beginning of February, Nunes released a memo alleging that the FBI had overstepped its boundaries in obtaining a FISA …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Metal Gear Voice Actor Reads The Mueller Indictment As Colonel Campbell

Last Friday, United States Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller indicted 13 Russian nationals over a widespread campaign to influence the 2016 presidential election in an effort that sounds like a Metal Gear plot. So, naturally, the voice actor for Colonel Campbell has done a dramatic reading of the the…Read more… Continue Reading at http://kotaku.com

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Jill Stein’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Interview

Jill Stein, Susan Sarandon’s candidate, isn’t having a good weekend. This Friday, Mueller revealed in his indictments that Russians interfered on behalf of her campaign, posting on the Instagram account Blacktivist, “Choose peace and vote for Jill Stein. Trust me, it’s not a wasted vote.” This is …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Mueller Hands Down New Indictments While Trumpers Stupidly Declare ‘Game Over’

Fox News viewers and supporters of Donald Trump in general are utterly clueless about the Russian attack and the Special Counsel’s investigation of it. So far, they simply haven’t been following along with the ongoing developments in the story due in part to the teeny-tiny information bubble …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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