Archive | Rex Tillerson

Trump Keeps Whining About Obstructionism But The Republican Party Invented It

There was a time when the Republican Party fancied itself the party of personal responsibility. Of course it was aimed directly at welfare recipients — the “takers” — and was never intended to trigger blowback. The party’s use of racist “Southern Strategy” dog whistles has grown in recent years, …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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It Appears As If Trump Fired Rex Tillerson Over Twitter

The country woke up this morning to Donald Trump’s announcement over Twitter that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was out, and CIA chief Mike Pompeo was in: Reported the Huff Post:  Tillerson’s departure comes amid reports of his disappointment with the turbulent atmosphere in President …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s State Department Has Officially Spent $0 Protecting America From Russian Interference

If Donald Trump did not collude with the Russian government to throw the 2016 election in his favor, he would no doubt be extremely alarmed about the definitive intelligence reports stating that the Kremlin is planning on disrupting the midterm elections this year. And yet Trump’s State Department …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The Kremlin Kept Romney from Becoming Secretary of State, and Other Revelations

This morning, New Yorker reporter Jane Mayer published a summation of Christopher Steele and his investigation into Donald Trump that culminated in BuzzFeed leaking his dossier to the press shortly before Trump’s inaugural last year. It is the most thorough article that I have read on the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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State Department Diplomatic Efforts In Europe Down to “Two Dudes Going on a Backpacking Trip”

(WARNING: SATIRE. PROBABLY.) Due to recent budget cuts to the State Department and Rex Tillerson’s overall management style of “Diplomacy? Yeah fuck that” the State Department was forced to center the upcoming 2018 European diplomatic efforts around Glenn and Charlie’s “Badass Bust Azz Backpacking’ …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s Response to State Department Vacancies Question Should Terrify You

Responding to a question about lingering State Department vacancies last night, Donald Trump told Fox’s Laura Ingraham that he wasn’t really concerned about it. Why? Because according to Trump, he is “the only one that matters”. “Are you worried that the State Department doesn’t have …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump, Who Has Told Over 1000 Documented Lies, “Surprised” by “Dishonest” Media

President Trump, a man who has now told well over 1,000 documented lies since he took office in January, was recently caught out lying about donating money to the father of a fallen soldier, and is so dishonest his entire administration works 24/7 to walk back his lies, is apparently shocked at the …Continue reading […]

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IQ Tests Can’t Prove Whether Trump (or Anyone Else) Has a Very Good Brain

In recent days our Secretary of State has called the President a “fucking moron.” The President retorted that he believes he has the higher IQ score. But both are hiding behind faulty intelligence measures instead of saying how they really feel.Read more… Continue Reading at http://lifehacker.com

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Teddy Roosevelt Threatens to Enter the Mortal Realm In Order to ‘Thrash’ Trump Over I.Q. Test Challenge

Celestial Sources report that upon hearing the news that the 45th President of the United States Donald Trump called for an “I.Q. Test” against his own Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, the spiritual material that was the former President Teddy Roosevelt flung his flask against the wall of his …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Yes, President Trump Challenged Rex Tillerson to an IQ Test Because We’re All Screwed

My first response to the news this morning that the man child residing in the White House pretending to be president challenged his own goddamn Secretary of State to an IQ test was one of utter resignation. When is this madness going to end? What does this man have to do to get removed from […]

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Rex Tillerson is No Patriot

Rex Tillerson is destroying the State Department. This is indisputable. He is leaving key positions unfilled. He is refusing to consult with the hundreds of experts at his disposal with decades of experience. He is eliminating entire sections within the State Department, forcing career employees …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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It’s Time We Admitted That Rex Tillerson is Working for Russia

On Tuesday, word came down that Christopher Painter was pushed out of his job at the State Department. You’d be forgiven for not knowing who Painter is since his job, while critically important, was a bit too abstract for the general public to care about:Painter, the coordinator for cyber …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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