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Rudy Giuliani Accidentally Blurted The Truth On Television. Twice.

The most amazing and simultaneously frustrating thing about Donald Trump’s t-shirt cannon of lies, say nothing of the lies told by his subordinates, is that every once in a while they all end up accidentally blurting the truth. The word “accidentally” gets extra emphasis here because most of the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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What is Subornation of Perjury, Anyway?

Last night, BuzzFeed News published evidence that Donald Trump actively instructed his ex-personal counsel Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about the Trump Tower Moscow project. If you woke up to a timeline full of Twitter Lawyers screaming about subornation of perjury and you aren’t quite sure what it means, here’s…Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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After Trump Tower Moscow Bombshell, Democrats Must Urgently Move To Impeach

A bombshell report from Buzzfeed has revealed that president Trump “directed his longtime attorney Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about negotiations to build a Trump Tower in Moscow.” Reporters Jason Leopold and Anthony Cormier spoke with two federal law enforcement officials involved …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Trump-Russia Deniers Owe Us An Apology

Wednesday, December 12, was another historic day in the ongoing disintegration of both the Trump presidency and the Trump brand, with Trump the man-baby moving ever closer to impeachment and ignominy. We learned that Donald Trump’s personal lawyer and bag-man, Michael Cohen, will likely spend the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Trump and Pelosi’s Re-Enactment Of Richard III

In his latest book, Tyrant: Shakespeare on Politics, Pulitzer-Prize winning historian Stephen Greenblatt analyzes the Bard’s most power-hungry characters. The book never mentions Donald Trump by name, but it is easy to see the parallels between our president and the characters Greenblatt writes …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Tucker Carlson Is Spreading Grotesque Lies To Cover Up Trump’s Crimes

Perhaps feeling the backlash from his little outburst against president Trump, Tucker Carlson is back to doing what he does best: shilling for the president and protecting him from the liberal “Deep State”.   In a truly ludicrous segment on his show last night, Carlson claimed that … Continue reading

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The Cohen Sentencing Memo Is Explosive, And Trump Is So Completely Screwed

Donald Trump had yet another really bad day. It began with a series of ridiculously childish Twitter outburts, including one in which he accused Rex Tillerson of being “dumb as rocks” and another in which he screamed “ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE” possibly triggering a bomb threat called in to CNN. Whenever …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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10 Important ‘Trump Tower Moscow’ Questions For Loyal Trump Supporters

In case you’ve been avoiding Fox News Channel and the Red Hats, here’s what they’re saying about this week’s historic events. They’re saying it’s all a big nothingburger, just like always. Specifically, we learned this week that, yes, Donald Trump secretly worked on a deal to build “Trump Tower …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Reportedly ‘Furious’ About Midterm Losses, Retreats Into ‘Cocoon Of Bitterness’

While Trump and the GOP have been busy pretending that they ‘won’ the midterm elections last week, reality appears to finally be settling in with the president. According to reports in both the LA Times and the Washington Post, Trump is angry and despondent over the loss of the House, …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Michael Cohen Reveals Trump’s “Chilling” Racism Toward Blacks

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Trump’s former personal lawyer Michael Cohen revealed in detail just how deeply racist president of the United States really is. Speaking to Emily Jane Fox, Cohen provided extremely troubling statements made by Trump that go far beyond what we have heard in public. …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s Pay To Play Scheme Is Exactly What He Accused Hillary Of

On Tuesday, Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for Stormy Daniels, released a document detailing millions of dollars paid to Trump’s mobbed up lawyer Michael Cohen by both a Russian oligarch and several corporations: Among the other payments to Mr. Cohen’s company described in the financial records were …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Donald Trump’s Lawyer Had Clients Who Staged Car Accidents For Insurance Money: Report 

Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, is reportedly being examined by the FBI, in part because of his time as a New York City taxi business owner. This week, he’s receiving some extra scrutiny over his time an attorney in a new investigative report by Rolling Stone: the outlet found he…Read more… Continue […]

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Trump Allies Worried Prosecutors Will Turn Michael Cohen “Into A Canary That Sings”

It is hard to imagine what it must be like to work in the Trump administration or for him in any other capacity. Facing scandals and utter chaos in every direction, the Trump team has been in a perpetual state of crisis for as long as it has existed. In recent times however, the crises […]

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Crackpot Nina Turner Compares FBI Raid on Michael Cohen to Treatment of Martin Luther King

Nina Turner, the former Ohio State Senator and head of the SuperPAC Our Revolution, has managed to offend almost every reasonable center-left Democrat in the last two years. One of the only prominent African-American women to endorse Bernie Sanders in the primary, she refused to endorse …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Lordy, The Trump Meltdown Has Begun

We’re coming to it now. As I write this, America is speeding uncontrollably toward a constitutional crisis. The Mad King, today, is perched on the edge of his authority under Article II, shoving chocolate cake down his chubby piehole, wondering what it’ll be like if he takes the plunge into …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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FBI Has Questions About The Taxi Business Ran By Donald Trump’s Lawyer 

This week, the FBI raided the office of President Donald Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, reportedly seizing business records and emails. But the feds have interest in a part of Cohen’s life that hasn’t received much attention publicly: his involvement with a New York City taxi business.Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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FBI Raids Office Of Donald Trump’s Lawyer To “Investigate” Allegations Of Used-Up Porn Actress

Early in the morning yesterday, special agents of the FBI raided the office of Trump’s lawyer Michael D. Cohen and seized records which contained confidential material between clientele, just like how it was done in the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany. Stephen Ryan is the lawyer of the lawyer of Donald Trump and commented that […]

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Reality Check: Trump Personally Hired Almost Everyone Involved In The Michael Cohen Raid

Donald Trump spent a good part of Monday ranting about how there’s a conspiracy by “the other side” to destroy him and once again talked about firing Special Consul Robert Mueller. But, as Bob Cesca keeps pointing out, everything Trump does makes things worse for Trump and this appears to be no …Continue reading Continue […]

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