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MEMBERS ONLY: Trump’s Personal Lawyer Just Screwed Himself

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A lawyer walks into a bar, orders a drink and explains to the bartender that he just paid $130,000 in hush-money — out of his own pocket, no less — to silence a porn star who somehow managed to fuck the lawyer’s client, who, by the way, […]

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Who is Donald Trump Screwing? (Besides Everyone in America)

There are way bigger problems in America right now, but I’m trying to get the ol’ blogging fingers back in shape, so forgive me for relying on a crutch that served me way too well for way too long: Making fun of moron celebrities for doing moron things with their moron sex parts. In my […]

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Melania and Donald Trump Are Not Michelle and Barack Obama

For the Better part of the past decade, Americans regularly watched the affection of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama on display for all the world to see. The hand holding, kisses, and gazing into each other’s eyes seemed to reflect a genuine love at the center of their relationship. There …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Trump’s Awkward Photo with Pope Francis Becomes a Horror Movie Meme

Yesterday, Pope Francis met with President Trump. And needless to say, the pope didn’t look too happy about it. Maybe it had to do with the fact that Trump previously called the pope “disgraceful” and said ISIS will attack the Vatican, but who knows? The photo was surreal, and sure enough, people have been…Read more… […]

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Barron Trump is Going to My High School and I Don’t Know How to Feel About it

I am an alumni of St. Andrew’s Episcopal, the college preparatory school that President Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron Trump, will attend this fall. I have written and expressed my utter disdain for President Trump more times than I can count. I even wrote A Warning to Trump Supporters as the …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Barron Trump is Going to My High School and I Don’t Know How to Feel About it

I am an alumna of St. Andrew’s Episcopal, the college preparatory school that President Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron Trump, will attend this fall. I have written and expressed my utter disdain for President Trump more times than I can count. I even wrote A Warning to Trump Supporters as the …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Melania Trump’s Twitter Just Liked a Tweet About How Much She Hates Her Husband

Melania Trump’s personal Twitter account has been dormant since election day. Once a prolific tweeter, the first lady has since transferred her activity to the @FLOTUS account—she doesn’t use it very much. But the Twittersphere lit up this evening with screenshots of a tweet that was liked from her personal account,…Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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