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If GAC Wants To Break Into The American Market They Need To Make Their Website Less Hilarious

We know that a major Chinese automaker, the Guangzhou Automotive Co. Group (or GAC, yes, seriously) has big plans to come to the American market in 2019. That’s great, we welcome them heartily, but I do have a bit of advice, GAC: spend the money on some real English-speakers for your website, because as it […]

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Snow Toyota Supra Fools Canadian Police

Montreal police probably rolled their eyes at the idiot who parked their snow-covered early ‘90s Toyota Supra right in a snow-removal lane, completely blocking in other parked cars. They went to ticket the car, and got to the point of lifting its very real windshield wiper when they realized, hey, this isn’t a…Read more… Continue […]

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Cop Pulls Over Guy Who Drove Over 120 Miles With A Hot Dog On His Bumper

It’s worth remembering that, occasionally, magic still happens in the world. Sometimes it’s a miraculous recovery from an illness, sometimes it’s a sublime work of art, and sometimes it’s a hot dog that manages to stay perched on a truck’s bumper for over 120 miles, like this tenacious Texan hot dog.Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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Stumbling Asshole Caught On Video Denting A Street-Parked Porsche

Alcohol is a hell-of-a drug, and it’s just about the only explanation I can come up with for why the person in this video was able to stumble so catastrophically straight into a street-parked 2001 Porsche Boxster S. Just wait until you see the dent.Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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Here’s Some Advice: Don’t Sell Your Car While You Are Extremely Drunk

If you’re incredibly drunk—so drunk that you will not remember important events that are occurring around you—try to resist selling your car for $579 in order to raise funds to continue getting drunker. Before you scoff and call this advice “unreasonable” and “absurd” and say things like “Erik, you sound like fun on…Read more… Continue […]

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Oblivious Dump Truck Driver Takes Out Highway Sign, Chaos Ensues

They tried to warn him, and he didn’t pay attention. Somehow I have to imagine it’s not hard for a truck driver to realize his massive truck bed is raised, and that it might cause problems while motoring down the highway. Here’s what happens when the truck driver, uh, doesn’t realize his mistake.Read more… Continue […]

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