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Roy Moore Releases Etiquette Guide for Young Women

[SATIRE WARNING: THIS IS SATIRE. SORT OF…] Controversial Alabama Republican Senate Candidate and two time former State Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore released a how to guide on “courtship and feminine etiquette”. “I felt, with the way my name has been maligned in the media, that I should do my …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Meet The Comedian Who Has A Problem With Apu

In the middle of talking to me about his upcoming documentary on The Simpsons, comic Hari Kondabolu described watching the show with his brother. It was a Treehouse of Horror episode, a Halloween-themed series of vignettes that The Simpsons does every year. In this episode, parodying The Most Dangerous Game, Mr. Burns…Read more… Continue Reading […]

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State Department Diplomatic Efforts In Europe Down to “Two Dudes Going on a Backpacking Trip”

(WARNING: SATIRE. PROBABLY.) Due to recent budget cuts to the State Department and Rex Tillerson’s overall management style of “Diplomacy? Yeah fuck that” the State Department was forced to center the upcoming 2018 European diplomatic efforts around Glenn and Charlie’s “Badass Bust Azz Backpacking’ …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Battle of the Sexes Heats Up In Wake of Sexual Assault Allegation Tsunami

In the wake of accusations of sexual assault brought forth against Minn. Democratic Senator Al Franken, allegations of sexual misconduct by Alabama Republican Senate Candidate Roy Moore, and sexual harassment and assault accusations against celebrities Louis C.K. and Harvey Weinstein, US women have …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Refusing to Set the GOP’s Bar Lower for Roy Moore, Local Union Threatens to Strike

(WARNING: SATIRE! MAYBE!) Wheeling, West Virginia The recent Republican nomination of disgraced former Alabama State Supreme Court Judge Roy Moore has sent shockwaves among political circles. Accused of sexual misconduct by, as of this writing, five women when they were teenagers and …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Turns Out, Cappy Can Kill You In Super Mario Odyssey 

We were right to suspect something messed up was going on with the possession mechanic in Mario Odyssey. Cappy has a mind of its own, and if you’re not careful, it can take Mario out of the picture entirely. It’s some creepypasta-level stuff.Read more… Continue Reading at http://kotaku.com

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Streamers Reacting To Speedruns Of A Game They Just Rage-Quit Is 😙👌

Last week, I wrote about popular streamers rage-quitting Getting Over It, a game about climbing a junk mountain that represents digital content and probably also Hell. Now for the flipside of that coin: people being extremely good at the game… being watched by people who are extremely bad at it.Read more… Continue Reading at http://kotaku.com

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Streamers Reacting To Speedruns Of A Game They Just Rage-Quit Is 😙👌

Last week, I wrote about popular streamers rage-quitting Getting Over It, a game about climbing a junk mountain that represents digital content and probably also Hell. Now for the flipside of that coin: people being extremely good at the game… being watched by people who are extremely bad at it.Read more… Continue Reading at http://kotaku.com

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Hollywood Producers Guild Releases “Ax Before You Jax” Pamphlet On When It’s Okay to Masturbate

(WARNING: You are about to read satire!) So you wanna masturbate, preferably in the presence of a woman. We all do my friend. Who doesn’t?! But first you must determine if your particular situation is right for both you and your masturbatory muse. Sounds complicated, right? It’s not! If you follow …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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It’s Fun Watching Streamers Rage-Quit The Same Game

Getting Over It’s Steam description is brief. “A game I made for a certain kind of person,” it reads. “To hurt them.” Having watched multiple streamers howl in despair and rage-quit right at the end of it, I think it’s safe to declare the game an unmitigated success.Read more… Continue Reading at http://kotaku.com

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Deplorables Terrified Of Impending Manocide After Big Democratic Wins

(SATIRE WARNING!) Yesterday morning they emerged ready. Millions of Americans headed to the polls to cast their votes. For most it was a day like any other, but for some, misogynists and bigots, Judgement Day had arrived in the environs of the Commonwealth of Virginia and the state of New Jersey. …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Streamers Aren’t Sure What To Make Of The Classic Activision Games In Call Of Duty: WWII

There’s a place in Call of Duty: WWII’s social space where you can play old Activision games from the 80s. It’s a cool easter egg and something that we’ve seen in past Call of Duty games, but some modern Youtube gamers couldn’t decide what to do with them.Read more… Continue Reading at http://kotaku.com

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