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HA Goodman, Donald Trump, And Why Mental Health Can’t Predict Shooters

Having researched the cesspool of the far left for almost two years now, there’s few among its ranks more repugnant than HA Goodman. Formerly a contributor at Salon and The Huffington Post, Goodman wrote hundreds of misleading pieces claiming that Hillary Clinton would be indicted for her emails …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Get a bird’s eye view of the inaugural edition of Dirtybird Campout East [Photo Gallery]

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This Story About Someone Flushing A Hamster Down A Toilet At Airport Security Has A Lot Going On

I interrupt our normal programming with a somewhat batshit story about an airplane, a college student from Florida, and her dwarf hamster, which was named Pebbles. Pebbles is no longer with us, because, the college student says, Pebbles was flushed down a toilet on the advice of a Spirit Airlines employee after…Read more… Continue Reading […]

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Sex, Drugs, and EDM: how common is sneaking drugs into festivals?

Sneaking your MDMA into Ultra using a rotisserie chicken? Sounds like quite the stretch, but a recent study conducted by the Boca Raton-based Take 5 Media Group reports that this situation is indeed a reality.The company conducted the study for a behavioral health treatment facility, Florida House Experience, in Deerfield Beach — which resides less than an hour outside of […]

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Florida Lawmaker Wants To Charge Theft Victims With A Misdemeanor If Their Cars Were Left Running

Leaving an unattended car running is almost like painting a giant bullseye with “THEFT” in the middle on it, but it’s a conscious choice that people can freely make—for now, at least. A Florida state representative wants to charge theft victims with a crime if their cars are left running with the keys in them.Read […]

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Florida Man Gets Arrested After Pointing A Laser Pointer At A Police Helicopter

Never, ever point a laser pointer at an aircraft. Your cat’s favorite toy can blind the pilots aboard that aircraft, who will not be pleased. One man in Pasco County, Florida, somehow came up with an even worse idea: pointing a laser pointer at a police helicopter, which then promptly landed to arrest him for […]

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Heavily Armed Pedophile Vowing “Bloody Revenge” Against School Children Released On $20K Bond

Last week, a Muslim man was arrested during a child porn raid in Dunedin, Florida. During the raid, the police found in this man’s closet 20 guns, thousands of rounds of ammunition, knives, bombs, bomb making materials, and aerial photos of a Tampa-area elementary school, middle school, and water …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Florida Woman Tries To Run Over Son-In-Law After He Reveals Their Affair To Her Daughter

As these things tend to go, it started with some eggs. Last week, a Florida woman, Kathleen Davis, discovered the man she was having an affair with (her son-in-law) had told his wife (Davis’ daughter) about their relationship. So, police say, Davis threw eggs at his house, before attempting to run him over with her…Read […]

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Mother And Daughter From Guess What State Arrested For Beating A Woman Unconscious Over Slow Driving

You don’t even need the answer, of course, but I’ll say it anyway. Florida. The unhinged mother-daughter tag-team that were arrested for beating a young mom unconscious were, of course, from the humid, mosquito-infested asylum called Florida. The beating seems to have stemmed from some advanced case of idiotic road…Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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Irma Leaves Florida Streets Flooded With Raw Sewage

Before us humans drained it, South Florida was first and foremost a swamp. Infrastructure improvements went in to make it look the way it is today, with its sewers and drainage systems built to take water back to the ocean. But when Hurricane Irma made itself known last week, it brought back old memories of […]

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Florida Man Drives Can-Am Right Into Swimming Pool Without Even Spilling His Beer

“Would you like for me to hold your beer?” offers a kind soul nearby. “No, I got this,” said the true, honest-to-goodness Florida Man man atop a camo-print 2013 Can-Am XMR 1000 at the bottom of the pool. This is perhaps the most majestic act of Florida Manning I’ve seen in a long time. Read […]

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Why the Everglades Might Never Look the Same After Hurricane Irma

As Hurricane Irma rakes the west coast of Florida, all eyes are on the cities and human lives in the storm’s path. But Irma is also hammering the Florida Everglades, and the scientists familiar with this fragile ecosystem are concerned the storm could deliver a devastating blow.Read more… Continue Reading at http://lifehacker.com

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Rush Limbaugh Declares Hurricane Irma #FakeNews, Evacuates Florida Anyway

You really couldn’t make this up (via The Daily Beast): Rush Limbaugh will evacuate his South Florida residence in advance of Hurricane Irma, despite his previous claims that the news media had intentionally overhyped the storm to boost ratings and gin up fear about climate change. “I’m not …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Interstates In Florida Aren’t Going One Way (For Now), Despite The Insane Hurricane Irma Traffic

Hurricane Irma is due to make landfall in Florida around 8 a.m. Sunday morning, which means at this very moment a lot of people are in their cars fleeing. Florida authorities have so far not made interstates one-way roads north, despite (currently) a lot of traffic jams from Orlando to Atlanta. Why? It’s a little…Read […]

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