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Metal Gear Voice Actor Reads The Mueller Indictment As Colonel Campbell

Last Friday, United States Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller indicted 13 Russian nationals over a widespread campaign to influence the 2016 presidential election in an effort that sounds like a Metal Gear plot. So, naturally, the voice actor for Colonel Campbell has done a dramatic reading of the the…Read more… Continue Reading at http://kotaku.com

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump Was Just Officially Ranked America’s Worst President Ever

According to an assortment of scholars across the political spectrum, Donald Trump, after just one year in office, is one of the worst presidents to ever darken the Oval Office. When tallied together, the collective score for Trump is…dead last: Let’s say that, according to the 170 members of the …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump Was Just Officially Ranked America’s Worst President Ever

According to an assortment of scholars across the political spectrum, Donald Trump, after just one year in office, is one of the worst presidents to ever darken the Oval Office. When tallied together, the collective score for Trump is…dead last: Let’s say that, according to the 170 members of the …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Jill Stein’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Interview

Jill Stein, Susan Sarandon’s candidate, isn’t having a good weekend. This Friday, Mueller revealed in his indictments that Russians interfered on behalf of her campaign, posting on the Instagram account Blacktivist, “Choose peace and vote for Jill Stein. Trust me, it’s not a wasted vote.” This is …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Just Blamed The Florida Massacre On The Russia Investigation

In the three days since the massacre in Parkland, Florida, Republicans have either gone into hiding like the sniveling cowards they are or they’ve read their NRA-approved script and then cashed their blood soaked check from the gun lobby. Fox News, AM Hate Radio, and right wing hate sites …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Mitt Romney: A Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing

Since the rise of Trump, it’s been tempting to revise our collective memory of the 2012 election and make Mitt Romney seem like a good guy. After all, he smiles a lot, he seems like a loving grandfather, and he did invent Obamacare. I’ve gone easy on him too: on my second day of grad […]

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HA Goodman, Donald Trump, And Why Mental Health Can’t Predict Shooters

Having researched the cesspool of the far left for almost two years now, there’s few among its ranks more repugnant than HA Goodman. Formerly a contributor at Salon and The Huffington Post, Goodman wrote hundreds of misleading pieces claiming that Hillary Clinton would be indicted for her emails …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Keeps Loophole That Allows Trucks To Vastly Exceed Emission Standards

Here’s a familiar tale if you’ve followed the current administration in the White House. Former President Barack Obama tried to close an absurd loophole in federal law that would allow certain trucks to vastly (and we mean vastly) exceed emission standards. Current President Donald Trump—thanks to political…Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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The Trump Administration’s Reported Justification For Cutting MPG Targets Is Stupid

President Donald Trump has been toying with the idea of rolling back fuel economy standards set by his predecessor since taking office, a short-sighted measure that’d appease automakers who were totally fine with the targets even just a few years ago. But the reported justification being offered by Trump’s…Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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The Trump Administration Is Going After Vulnerable Restaurant Workers

Donald Trump and his cruel administration continue to wreak havoc on American families and workers across the nation with policies that seem designed explicitly to devastate the working poor and middle class. The latest victims of these callous policies are restaurant workers. As the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Trump’s Horrendous Behavior Is Desperately Exposing The Need For Presidential Reforms

Everything Trump says, every tweet, every childish nickname or insult, every deviation from political norms is causing damage to the system. It’s happening incrementally, one egregious trespass after another, and some of us might not even notice that Trump is establishing all new loopholes in …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Trump’s Horrendous Behavior Is Desperately Exposing The Need For Presidential Reforms

Everything Trump says, every tweet, every childish nickname or insult, every deviation from political norms is causing damage to the system. It’s happening incrementally, one egregious trespass after another, and some of us might not even notice that Trump is establishing all new loopholes in …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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China: Trump’s “Crippling Lack Of Credibility” Gives Us An Enormous Advantage

The only thing worse than an enemy laughing at you is for them to dismiss you as irrelevant. And that’s exactly how China currently views the United States with Donald Trump at the helm. In an unusual and unusually scathing op-ed, Yan Xuetong, one of China’s leading intellectuals, made the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The Nunes Memo Lands With A Thud And Twitter Explodes With Laughter

After weeks of hype, the much anticipated “secret memo” put together by Devin Nunes (with apparently a lot of help from the White House) was released (a day late) on Friday. Republicans and white Republican voters have been in a state of almost constant frenzy leading up the big day. This was it! …Continue reading […]

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In Case You Missed It, CIA Director Confirms Russia Is Planning To Attack Our Midterm Elections

With all the news this week over the Nunes Memo and the resignation of Andrew McCabe, it’s easy to forget that the Trump Administration isn’t America’s only enemy. The Russians, who aided and abetted him in stealing our election, have not been duly punished, and show no signs of slowing down in …Continue reading Continue […]

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The Nunes “Secret Memo” Is Already Falling Apart

When John Oliver coined the phrase “Stupid Watergate” he couldn’t possibly have known just how perfectly he’d capture the entire spectacle of the Trump administration and its toadies in the Republican Party colluding with Russia and desperately looking for ways to end the investigation into that …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Camelot Returns with Joe Kennedy III’s Triumphant Speech

At the end of John F. Kennedy’s favorite musical, Camelot, King Arthur meets a small boy who wants to join the Round Table, unaware that it has been destroyed. Arthur knights the lad (who is supposed to be young Thomas Malory, author of Le Mort d’Arthur) and reprises the title song, singing, “Don’t …Continue reading […]

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