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Melania and Donald Trump Are Not Michelle and Barack Obama

For the Better part of the past decade, Americans regularly watched the affection of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama on display for all the world to see. The hand holding, kisses, and gazing into each other’s eyes seemed to reflect a genuine love at the center of their relationship. There …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Revenge of the Liberal Nerds: How to Take On Trump and Win

Greg Gianforte is hard to look at. And he’s hard to listen to. He rambles on about how he doesn’t believe people have a right to retire because Noah of the Bible built an ark at age 500. He’s against LGBT rights, reproductive rights, and even the pitifully low federal minimum wage currently in …Continue […]

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CIA Veterans: Kushner Is A Traitor Engaged In Espionage If Russian Backchannel Report Is True

Welcome to probably the biggest development to come out of Russiagate. According to the Washington Post, Donald Trump’s son-in-law – you know, the one tasked with essentially doing Trump’s job for him – allegedly tried to, well, see for yourself.Jared Kushner and Russia’s ambassador to Washington …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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President Trump’s Translation Earpiece is Just Really Small

President Trump took some heat this weekend after it looked like he wasn’t listening to Italian Prime Minister Paolo Gentiloni’s speech at the G7 summit. Gentiloni was speaking in Italian, and Trump, who doesn’t speak Italian, looked like he didn’t have a translation headset on. This isn’t the first time this has…Read more… Continue Reading […]

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Chance the Rapper On Running For President: ““I Think When You’re In My Position As An Artist, I Can…”

Currently one of the biggest acts in the world and most recognizable humanitarian of Chicago, many have foreseen Chance the Rapper as the leader of the free world in the future. During a recent interview, Chance took the opportunity to answer if he will compete with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in the running for United […]

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Donald Trump is a Sad, Pathetic Little Man

Before I began to seriously practice Martial Arts, I thought that guys with the biggest muscles and the meanest looks were the toughest fighters. I would always be awed by guys in my secondary school (that’s high school for you Americans) who could lift lots of weight and had big biceps. I bought …Continue reading […]

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John Boehner Just Called Trump’s Presidency “A Disaster”

I keep saying it: Republicans are the purest example of a political animal in existence. While running for or holding office, they toe the party line and chant the party mantra, all for the purpose of bringing themselves and their “Grand Old Party” into positions of power. Even the Freedom Caucus, …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Trump’s Pointless, Racist Anti-Immigration Hotline Is Outing Domestic Violence Survivors to Their Abusers 

President Trump’s effort to track and prevent violence from undocumented immigrants has instead become a nightmare for domestic violence and human trafficking survivors, according to an advocacy group that helps immigrants suffering from abuse.Read more… Continue Reading at http://gizmodo.com

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Trump’s Pointless, Racist Anti-Immigration Hotline Is Outing Domestic Violence Survivors to Their Abusers 

President Trump’s effort to track and prevent violence from undocumented immigrants has instead become a nightmare for domestic violence and human trafficking survivors, according to an advocacy group that helps immigrants suffering from abuse.Read more… Continue Reading at http://gizmodo.com

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Stop Calling Trump’s Cruel Budget a “Scam,” His Supporters Will Never Care

The trend of both liberal and conservative writers raining derision down on Trump for “scamming” his voters continues with Paul Krugman being the latest to blast Donald Trump for screwing over his voters:For journalists covering domestic policy, this past week poses some hard choices. Should …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Has His First Mini-Reichstag Fire Now

I originally wrote the first two paragraphs of this article making fun of how “serious” Trump suddenly got about national security leaks because he, himself, has been the most dangerous leak of all. But I deleted them as I got deeper into the article because I realized that this could get very …Continue reading Continue […]

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That Montana Republican Beating Up a Reporter is Even Worse Than You Think

If you haven’t already read about the disgusting incident in Montana, Greg Gianforte, the Republican candidate for that state’s sole congressional seat, body-slammed Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs to the ground and then proceeded to punch him several times while screaming that he was “sick and tired …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s Awkward Photo with Pope Francis Becomes a Horror Movie Meme

Yesterday, Pope Francis met with President Trump. And needless to say, the pope didn’t look too happy about it. Maybe it had to do with the fact that Trump previously called the pope “disgraceful” and said ISIS will attack the Vatican, but who knows? The photo was surreal, and sure enough, people have been…Read more… […]

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Trump Gravesite Will Feature ‘Eternal Dumpster Fire’

Plans for President Trump’s gravesite at his Mar-a-Lago estate will involve an “eternal dumpster fire” designed to burn constantly in a manner similar to the John F. Kennedy Eternal Flame at Arlington National Cemetery. According to architect and longtime Trump associate Frank E. Sewalley, the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Israel Forced to Modify Intelligence Sharing Agreement With US Thanks To Trump’s Big Mouth

Donald Trump came into office on the heels of a claim that he had a secret plan to defeat ISIS. But at the rate he and the passengers in the clown car also known as the Trump administration are going, America may soon lack the intelligence needed to take down ISIS or any other terrorist […]

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Trump’s $668 Billion Defense Budget Still Doesn’t Match His Campaign Promises 

President Donald Trump’s 2018 budget is here and he isn’t being stingy with the defense spending. The controversial plan calls for $668 billion in spending, a $52 billion increase overall from last year. But Trump’s bill is still not the military-grower he said it would be.Read more… Continue Reading at http://gizmodo.com

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Trump Will Almost Certainly Break His Promise to Read the Pope’s 192-Page Letter On Climate Change

As part of his international, interfaith tour that began in Saudi Arabia, President Trump met with Pope Francis Wednesday at the Vatican to discuss peace, religion, and surprisingly, climate change. As is custom for presidents, Trump and Pope Francis exchanged gifts. Trump gave the pope a first-edition series of…Read more… Continue Reading at http://gizmodo.com

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Pope Francis Didn’t Look Happy to Meet President Trump, But Technology Can Fix That

No, Hollywood isn’t planning a reboot of The Addams Family. This is a photo from earlier today when President Trump met Pope Francis at the Vatican. Needless to say, the pope doesn’t look too happy about the situation. But it’s nothing technology can’t fix.Read more… Continue Reading at http://gizmodo.com

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