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A Message To All Sane Trump Staff: Get Out Now Before It Is Too Late

While you may not agree with Nikki Haley’s politics, she is at least one of the only sane people in the Trump administration. This week, Haley is beginning to understand what it really means to work for Donald Trump: professional suicide.  After Haley was publicly embarrassed by Trump’s …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Why Would Paul Ryan Resign? Because He’s a Spineless Coward Who Won’t Stand Up To Trump

Rumors are swirling yet again that House Speaker Paul Ryan is set to resign and be replaced by Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.). While aides to both Ryan and Scalise have denied the rumors, there is ample reason to believe that Ryan wants out and is looking to find the right time to …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Bonafide Psychopath John Bolton Is Now Trump’s National Security Adviser

If you were to make a list of the most dangerous psychopaths you’d want to keep away from government, John Bolton would come pretty close to the top. With an extensive record of shilling for every war America has been involved in over the past 50 years, Bolton is as bloodthirsty as they come. And […]

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MEMBERS ONLY: Tax Cuts For Billionaires, Dog Food For The Poor

As part of the budget that Trump proposed on Monday that almost exclusively targets the poorest Americans, along with horrifying cuts to public health insurance and federal housing vouchers, the president is aiming to slash billions of dollars from food stamps by introducing one of the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Trump’s FCC is Going to Destroy Your Internet

The Banter Long Read: None of us are entirely safe from Silicon Valley tech monsters, and it’s only getting worse. Repealing net neutrality will be seen as a watershed moment, and not in a good way… To continue reading this article, please go here. You’ll get unrestricted access to all our …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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White House Has Clever New Defense For Trump’s Lies and Insane Outbursts

The White House is so adept at covering for president Trump’s routine outbursts, lies and maniacal ranting that they have now coined a new term for it. When Trump says something that is patently untrue or completely insane, these statements are not lies but a “rhetorical response” to whatever is on …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Fun with Chuck and Nancy

Hypothetical questions can make you think. Would you marry a dickhead if he was handsome and rich? Would you marry an airhead if she were a knockout? Would you give up five IQ points for a million dollars? These sorts of questions may be a bit simplistic and silly, but they are often clarifying and […]

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MEMBERS ONLY: The United States Has No President

For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been mulling over the editorial direction of the Banter… Word count: 1159To continue reading this MEMBERS ONLY article, please go here. Your support directly goes to the writers at the Banter and keeps us 100% independent. Thank you!Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Let’s All Guess Why Trump Staffer Responsible For Finding Positive Stories Quit

The news broke yesterday that Andy Hemming resigned from the Trump administration as the White House communications team’s director of rapid response. Hemming’s role in the administration was to find positive stories about Trump and distribute them as widely as possible. Reported Politico: …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell’s Cold War Spells The Beginning of the End

The New York Times broke a story today revealing the shocking extent of the bad blood between the president Trump and Majority Senate Leader Mitch McConnell. If you are a Trump fan, the story makes for incredibly depressing reading given the precarious place the Trump administration is in …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Steve Bannon Created Donald Trump and Now He is Going to Destroy Him

Now that Steve Bannon is leaving the White House, the Alt-Right guru will be free to use his Machiavellian talents for his own purposes. Hamstrung by those opposed to fascism and white supremacy in the White House, Bannon has largely spent the past 6 months battling “globalists” and “cucks” rather …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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BREAKING: Trump to Remove Steve Bannon, Godfather of the Alt-Right

Widely regarded as the brains behind Donald Trump’s meteoric rise to the presidency, Alt-Right guru Steve Bannon was once untouchable in the president’s inner circle. No more, as senior aides to the president have revealed the former Breitbart editor and filmmaker is getting his marching orders …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Every Vaguely Decent Person in Trump’s Administration Must Now Resign

Over the past few days, Donald Trump has refused to condemn white supremacists and Nazis, attempted to cover up his initial position, then reverted back to his original take labeling some of the thugs marching in Charlottesville “very fine people” and condemning anti-fascists. The public has been …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s Awesome Trail of Humiliated Republicans Grows Longer by the Day

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician’s objective. Election and power are. –Cal Thomas.As a political writer, I’ve always found voluntary humiliation in the political world fascinating to witness. The men and women who enter politics are often contradictory, …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Anthony Scaramucci is Literally The Dumbest Person on Earth

America’s shortest lived press secretary Anthony Scaramucci is back in the public eye, claiming he wasn’t aware that calling a journalist to rant at him would result in his comments being published. Let’s repeat that: Anthony Scaramucci, whose job it was to handle journalists and shape the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump is Threatening Nuclear War With North Korea to Save His Dying Presidency

One of the things you learn about politics over the years is that when the going gets tough politically, leaders kick off wars to boost their poll numbers and distract the public from their domestic failures. Generally speaking, the weaker the target, the better. Margaret Thatcher reversed her …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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All Hail President McMaster, Donald Trump’s New Boss

With cratering poll numbers and the spectacular failure to replace Obamacare, Trump is close to becoming a lame duck president after a mere 6 months on the job. As his administration careens from one spectacular screw up to the next, the Republican party is growing tired of giving him cover and are …Continue reading Continue […]

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The Scaramucci Era: A F*cking Tribute

I would like to personally thank Anthony Scaramucci for ten days of selfless service and sacrifice to this great nation. You really did a great f_cking job and taught those motherf_cking c_cksuckers a thing or two about how we do sh_t in New York.It was a clusterf_ck of a week and a half, but you […]

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If Trump Pushed Fake Story Onto Fox News, America is in Dire Trouble

In an astonishing story broken by NPR today, a lawsuit has been filed alleging that the White House collaborated with Fox News and a wealthy Republican donor push the fake news story about the murder of DNC staffer Seth Rich. Here’s what we know thus far (via CNN): The story was pushed in …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Scaramucci Leaves The White House Like The Dog He Always Was

If you thought the insanity of last week couldn’t be topped, think again. After 10 days on the job (10 days!) White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci has been unceremoniously fired by Donald Trump and escorted off the premises. Reported the Huff Post: Anthony Scaramucci has …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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