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Local Moron Straps Washing Machine to SUV Hood Instead of Perfectly Good Roof Rack 

An Abilene, Texas Jeep Liberty owner received a warning from police for his absolutely inexplicable decision to strap an entire washing machine to his hood, completely obscuring his vision ahead of the car. The Jeep has a seemingly intact roof rack, on a seemingly intact roof. Why didn’t he strap it to the roof? What…Read […]

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Arizona Lawmaker Gets Out Of Speeding Ticket Then Brags To Cop About Driving 140 MPH Like A Moron

Even if we assume that, at some level, pretty much every elected official sucks and will find some way to take unfair advantage of their position while in office, you still hope the people who make up your government have at least the minimal amount of intelligence to not be stupid about it. That’s clearly […]

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Canadian Cops Who Are Clearly Tired Of This Bullshit Seize Exotic Sports Cars For ‘Stunting’

Look, just because you’re driving a $100,000 supercar doesn’t mean you don’t have to drive along at a snail’s pace like the rest of us plebeians. No no, you too have to suck it up as all of those 500+ horsepower go to waste. And if you don’t—as these people near Niagara Falls, Canada didn’t—your […]

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Florida Man Tells Cops He Wasn’t Drinking And Driving Because He Only Drank Bourbon While Stopped

Sometimes, you have to wonder if people in Florida want to keep the “Florida man” joke alive, thus continually passing the baton on depicting caricatures of human stupidity. A new Florida man, when stopped by cops recently, claimed he wasn’t drinking and driving because he only drank bourbon while stopped.Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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Rental Car Customer Accidentally ‘Steals’ Someone’s Car For Two Weeks

A woman in Cornwall, Ontario accidentally drove away in someone’s Infiniti after mistaking it for her Nissan rental car, the local police posted on Facebook. After two weeks, she returned what she though was her rental car, and complained about how “unkept” it was before realizing her mistake. Here’s how the Canadian…Read more… Continue Reading […]

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Tennessee Can’t Revoke Driver’s Licenses From People Who Are Too Poor To Pay Court Costs: Judge

In numerous states, by simply being poor, you run the risk of losing your driver’s license. But in a win for advocates of the poor, a federal judge in Tennessee has ruled that that state’s law violates the Constitution, according to the New York Times.Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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Help The Pasco County Police Catch This Murderer’s Car

The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office in Florida is investigating a homicide that occurred this week where two men shot and killed a construction worker. It released a surveillance video of the suspects’ getaway car and has offered a reward to anyone who can help lead investigators to their identification and arrest.Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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GMC Sonoma Driver Pulled Over Twice Within Five Days For Overloading The Crap Out Of His Truck

Massachusetts police pulled over a GMC Sonoma after spotting a tower of chairs and office equipment precariously fastened to the truck’s bed. Then, five days later, police pulled over the same truck. For the same reason. Except instead of chairs and desks, the precarious load was trees. Honestly, I’m not sure if I…Read more… Continue […]

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GMC Sonoma Driver Pulled Over Twice Within Five Days For Overloading The Crap Out Of His Truck

Massachusetts police pulled over a GMC Sonoma after spotting a tower of chairs and office equipment precariously fastened to the truck’s bed. Then, five days later, police pulled over the same truck. For the same reason. Except instead of chairs and desks, the precarious load was trees. Honestly, I’m not sure if I…Read more… Continue […]

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Rich People In Mexico And Brazil Can’t Get Enough Armored Cars

Though it seems hard to believe, violent crime rates in Mexico have skyrocketed in some areas to their highest levels ever, and further to the south in Brazil, declining crime rates have failed to convince the country’s wealthiest citizens that things are getting safer. In both nations, we now see conditions that are…Read more… Continue […]

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Dangerous ‘Sideshows’ In LA Draw Hundreds To Watch Cars Do Donuts

The most recent form of dangerous street racing currently plaguing Los Angeles are “sideshows,” which is where a large number of spectators and drivers take over intersections to watch cars perform stunts like donuts and burnouts. A few such sideshows took place over the weekend, drawing hundreds of onlookers.Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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Dealership Salesperson Casually Punches Out The Window Of A Car Being Stolen Off The Lot

I don’t break things that cost money for giggles and I’ve never had a situation when I actually needed to punch out a car window, so I can’t tell you if it’s difficult or not. But I can tell you that a Wisconsin dealership salesperson apparently punched a window out of a car being stolen, […]

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Look At This BMW Asshole’s Staggering Road Rage In Austin

If you’re doing anything that can be categorized as “road rage,” it’s a pretty safe bet that you’re at least struggling with assholeism. This guy in Austin, Texas, though, appears to be so overtaken by chronic assholeism that he’s committed one of the stupidest road rage acts I’ve ever seen.Read more… Continue Reading at http://jalopnik.com

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After Montreal Woman Accuses Him Of Sexual Assault, F1’s Kimi Raikkonen Files Extortion Complaint

A woman who accused Formula One driver Kimi Raikkonen and a member of his entourage of sexually assaulting her at a bar during Montreal’s 2015 Grand Prix weekend is now the subject of a police complaint from Raikkonen claiming harassment and extortion, according to reports. But the woman who made the allegations on…Read more… Continue […]

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