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It Looks Like Bristol Forgot To Change Its Website Passwords Before Being Liquidated

Bristol was once a builder of some lovely cars, powerful grand touring cars that sometimes had grilles like a BMW and sometimes like trapezoidal maws with a cyclopean headlamp. In more recent decades, though, Bristol decayed into a sort of incredibly British zombie, with zombie-grade build quality and subsisting on a d…Read more… Continue Reading […]

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It Looks Like Bristol Forgot To Change Its Website Passwords Before Being Liquidated

Bristol was once a builder of some lovely cars, powerful grand touring cars that sometimes had grilles like a BMW and sometimes like trapezoidal maws with a cyclopean headlamp. In more recent decades, though, Bristol decayed into a sort of incredibly British zombie, with zombie-grade build quality and subsisting on a d…Read more… Continue Reading […]

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Look At This Mess As A Truck Shoves A Jeep Into Some Motorcycle Cops

I’m never going to get in the way of people enjoying their cars, however they choose to enjoy them, and there’s no denying that cruise nights are one of these ways. People are proud of their cars, other people like to look/listen/smell them, so there’s a symbiotic relationship of people driving slowly around and other…Read […]

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Driver Who Rammed BLM Protesters Not Even Charged With Crime

A driver in what looks like a Dodge Durango rammed a crowd of protesters in Times Square last night, dragging one person a whole block. News this morning is that the driver was taken into custody but released and will face no charges. They are getting away with it.Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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Turtle-Into-Windshield Collision Gives Stark Reminder Of The Grim Reality Of Mario Kart

You know how when you’re playing Mario Kart and you just gleefully whip a turtle shell at an opponent with the careless abandon of a waterfall? Did you ever stop to think about what the reality of that would be like, especially if that shell contained a living turtle? I suspect not, because, hell, why […]

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Turtle-Into-Windshield Collision Gives Stark Reminder Of The Grim Reality Of Mario Kart

You know how when you’re playing Mario Kart and you just gleefully whip a turtle shell at an opponent with the careless abandon of a waterfall? Did you ever stop to think about what the reality of that would be like, especially if that shell contained a living turtle? I suspect not, because, hell, why […]

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Two Baltimore Cop Cars Crash Into Each Other For Some Reason

Last night, in Baltimore, two police cars crashed into each other at the corner of E. Lafayette and St. Paul Streets, with both officers, fortunately, getting out in good condition. Why the two police cars slammed into each other seems unknown, but I’m sure it made sense at the time?Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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Watch A Suzuki Swift Leap Into The Air Like A Freaking Jet Over A Roundabout

I know that most roundabouts have those sloping curbs that look enticingly like little ramps but, really, you should not use them for that purpose because if you do you’ll discover that they work extraordinarily well and will launch your car into the air like a goddamn majestic hawk, just like this little Suzuki Swift…Read […]

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