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Cops Refusing to Respect ‘Finders Keepers’ After Armored Car Spills Cash

An armored car carrying stacks on stacks fell open and made it rain on a highway in Georgia this week, causing a predictably calamitous traffic jam of people pulling over to stuff their wallets. Alas, local police are being real sticklers about returning what “belongs to the bank” or whatever.Read more… Continue Reading at

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The Volvo XC90 Armored SUV Will Keep You in One Piece When Everything Goes to Shit

Armored vehicles are, if I might say it, extremely my shit. They’re not extremely my shit in the sense that I think about and research them constantly, staying up to date with the latest armored-vehicle gossip and such, because I actually very rarely think about them and often forget they exist. But when I do…Read […]

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Mercedes Claims It’s Not Sure How Kim Jong Un Got Its Armored Limousines

Last year, everyone got a kick out of a viral clip of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s security staff running on foot alongside his limousine. But the leader’s persistent use of armored Mercedes-Benz vehicles raised some questions, and now the automaker wishes to distance itself from the dictator.Read more… Continue Reading at

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I’m Confused, Are You All Not Already Rolling Around in Armored Cadillac Escalades?

As I have outlined to you multiple times before, traveling in cars really isn’t my speed. Oh, I like owning them just fine, don’t get me wrong. Especially when they are covered in diamond dust—but I much prefer transit by submarines and planes. It’s gotten to the point where if I absolutely have to use […]

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Rich People In Mexico And Brazil Can’t Get Enough Armored Cars

Though it seems hard to believe, violent crime rates in Mexico have skyrocketed in some areas to their highest levels ever, and further to the south in Brazil, declining crime rates have failed to convince the country’s wealthiest citizens that things are getting safer. In both nations, we now see conditions that are…Read more… Continue […]

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The Mercedes-Maybach S 600 Pullman Guard Will Save Your Hide When The World Goes Mad

I just watched Baby Driver for the first time recently, and one of the problems in that movie is the cars aren’t bulletproof enough. Everyone would have had a much easier time if there were rolling around in the Mercedes-Maybach S 600 Pullman Guard. Now there’s a real armored car.Read more… Continue Reading at

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