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Sean Spicer Caught Lying to Breitbart About Trump’s Stupid Border Wall — Or Fence, Or Levee, Or Whatever…

Every time Donald Trump talks about his plans for the U.S. border with Mexico, he talks about building a “Great Wall.” Not a fence, but a wall “to keep illegals out.” He also floated the idea of having a “big beautiful door” so that immigrants can legally enter the country — unless they’re …Continue reading Continue […]

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Extreme Republican Dysfunction May Be the Savior of Obamacare

It was a regular performance by the Republican Congress during the last few years of the Obama administration: repeated votes to repeal Obamacare. Even though they knew that the president would veto any legislation to that effect that was put in front of him, still GOP leaders insisted on going …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Virginia Republican: ISIS Will Rob Your House In Broad Daylight If You Don’t Vote For Me

Conservative Republican Bryce Reeves (yes, that’s how he introduces himself), wants you to be afraid, so very, very afraid. Did you know that Obama left the world so dangerous that terrorists in full military gear may be living right across the street from you? Or they may come to your nice, safe, …Continue reading Continue […]

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Should we Applaud a Kentucky Judge for Admitting he’s a Bigot or Demand his Resignation?

Last week, a Kentucky judge announced that he would not preside over another adoption case involving a same sex couple:Nance cited a judicial ethics rule that says a judge must disqualify himself when he has a personal bias or prejudice.In an order issued Thursday, he said “as a matter of …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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Serious Question: Does Donald Trump Have a Neurological Disease?

by Jeremy FasslerIt’s hard to write a piece like this without sounding a tad conspiratorial, but with his remarks today claiming that Andrew Jackson was very upset about the Civil War, and his kicking reporter John Dickerson out of the Oval Office, I can’t hold back my thoughts much longer: our …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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A Distraught Jimmy Kimmel Pummels Republicans After His Baby Nearly Dies

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel delivered an emotional monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live! where he revealed his newborn son needed emergency open heart surgery shortly after being delivered last week; a terrifying ordeal for any parent. The good news is Kimmel’s son is doing well even though he’ll …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Conservatives Are Legitimately Freaking Out About The Purge at Fox News

With the news that Bill Shine has been forced out as co-president of Fox News, conservatives are beginning to panic about the rapid disintegration of the old guard that has set the network’s far right agenda for the past 25 years… To continue reading this article, please go here. A …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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Chicken Trump Keeps Running Away from Tough Questions

Donald Trump is a typical bully. He talks a big game, but when it comes time to face difficult questions, he runs away. On her show last week, Rachel Maddow illustrated how Trump totally freezes whenever he’s asked about the issue of Mike Flynn and/or Russia. You probably remember the time he …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Republicans Vow to Kill Their Own Bipartisan Budget Because They’re Functionally Insane

For the last couple of weeks Republicans in search of a win have been working in good faith with Democrats (no, seriously) to put together a spending bill they could all sign off on. It does some of what Republicans want and some of what Democrats want. In other words, it’s a normal piece of …Continue […]

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Donald Trump Is A Goddamn Idiot: Civil War Edition

In the run-up to Donald Trump’s 100th day in office, America’s tiny-handed tangerine tyrant somehow deduced that ratings would be super yuge because our country is being run like a reality show from hell. So against the advice of anyone that’s had the misfortune of watching him try to speak, Trump …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Jerry Falwell Jr. Still Believes Man Who Grabs Women By the P*ssy is “Dream Candidate”

One question I always ask my Christian Evangelical Republican friends is if Jesus Christ were alive today, would he vote for someone like Donald Trump? The answer is almost always “no, but he’ll get the things I like done”. And invariably, those things are the least Christian like policies …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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How To Watch Samantha Bee’s ‘Not The White House Correspondents’ Dinner’

Because appointment television is rapidly dying – and being equally as ruined by spoilers on social media (you people are animals) – there’s a good chance you missed Samantha Bee’s brutal “Not The White House Correspondent’s Dinner” special on Saturday night by either living your life or …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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Trump’s First Hundred Days: A Report Card For Severely Depressed Democrats

Over the past week or two virtually every major media outlet has been busy grading the President’s first 100 days in office, implying unfortunately that there is going to be a second 100 days and maybe even a third. But precious little attention has been paid to what we the people of the …Continue reading […]

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Republicans Roll Back Healthy School Food Rules Because Screw You, Michelle Obama

On Monday, former Republican governor Sonny Perdue was confirmed to be Secretary of Agriculture. By Friday, he had already announced he would be gutting Michelle Obama’s work in fighting childhood obesity:On Friday, the department announced its secretary, former Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue, will …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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France’s Alt-Right Party is Still Filled With Racists and Holocaust Deniers

After making it through to the second round of the French presidential elections, the far right Marine Le Pen temporarily stepped down as leader of the Front National (National Front).  Jean-François Jalkh took her place and managed to go only a week before reports were made public about …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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Donald Trump Should Just F*cking Resign Already

Shortly after the 2000 election – which also ended with a qualified Democratic candidate losing the Electoral College to an unqualified, silver spoon idiot who’d unfortunately go on to oversee one of the worst terrorist attack on America’s soil that 15 years later, we’re still making absolutely …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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In North Carolina Voter Fraud is OK if Committed by Trump Supporters

In-person voter fraud is something that rarely happens in American elections. But Republican legislatures and governors all across the country have successfully instituted strict voter ID laws. The purpose, they say, is to stop people from voting illegally. But the real reason, as noted by …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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Guess Who Benefits From Donald Trump’s Tax Cut Plan? (Hint: it’s Donald Trump)

The Trump administration has gone to great pains to explain to the public that the president was sacrificing “mightily” to be in office, and we should all be very grateful for the work he is doing on behalf of the little guy. “The political motivators for many typical politicians, of …Continue reading Continue Reading at http://thedailybanter.com

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Banter M Issue 76: The Technology That Could Save The World

In this issue of Banter M: The Technology That Could Save The World – Ben Cohen discusses a revolutionary concept and technology he has been investigating that he believes could genuinely change the world. Has he gone mad, or is there something to it that could radically alter our future? Hillary …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Mark Levin Accidentally Sums Up the American Right Wing in One Perfectly Depressing Tweet

I try not to write about single tweets because it lends itself to shallow articles. But every now and then a tweet comes along that speaks volumes about how broken and twisted America’s conservative movement is and today, Mark Levin just laid it all out there in plain view:”Forget about useless …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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