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The Alt-Left is Losing Its Mind – And People Are Noticing

With Donald Trump’s decision to leave the Paris Climate Accords, the revelation that Jared Kushner created a secret line of communication to talk with the Kremlin, and the disastrous repercussions of the NATO conference, the Alt-Left only wants to talk about one thing – the Seth Rich conspiracy. …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Just Held a Fake Signing Ceremony For a Letter To Congress

No matter your opinion on Donald Trump, one thing that everybody who is paying attention should know is that virtually nothing has gotten done during his first 4.5 months in office. That means the presidential photo ops that accompany signing of major legislation have been few and far between. In …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump’s Great “American Idea”? Profit Off The Presidency

What did the Trump family see when they traveled across the country during the presidential campaign? The short answer is dollar signs. The Trump organization announced a new mid-grade chain of hotels named “American Idea” on Monday, which will debut in Mississippi. According to the Washington …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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How Long Do We Have To Listen To White Meathead Assholes Like Clay Higgins?

Barely a month after Republicans voted a self-confessed pussy grabber to be president, but before they elected a pretend Montana cowboy who assaulted a journalist as a congressman, there was Captain Clay Higgins. A disgraced former police captain who was essentially forced to resign after …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Don’t F*ck With London, Donald. You’re Not Hard Enough, and You’re Not Welcome Here Either

I was born and raised in London and the vast majority of my family still resides there, so when I heard about the terrorist attack on London Bridge, I felt a sense of panic unlike the one I had during the Manchester attack. Of course any appalling act of violence is difficult to hear about, […]

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Don’t F*ck With London, Donald. You’re Not Hard Enough, and You’re Not Welcome Here Either

I was born and raised in London and the vast majority of my family still resides there, so when I heard about the terrorist attack on London Bridge, I felt a sense of panic unlike the one I had during the Manchester attack. Of course any appalling act of violence is difficult to hear about, […]

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Don’t Get Happy: Trump Might Not Be Impeached, and A Lot Can Happen Before 2018

The level of national stress is palpable. The sense of instability and stomach-churning anticipation of the next madcap, possibly destructive news to emerge from the Trump White House is taking its toll on everyone. It’s difficult to pinpoint another time in American history in which the …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Theresa May’s Algorithm

by Daniel JamesHow the UK voting public respond to Theresa May’s calculated decision not to appear in the leader’s debate will give us an interesting insight into how humans more generally might react to the affront of being made irrelevant by artificial intelligence.Le me explain my point by …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The Anti-Anti-Trump Movement is a Giant Pile of Steaming Bullsh*t

The right is making a big deal out of how much we hate Trump as if we’re a bunch of hysterical lunatics. After all, they were never this crazed about Obama, right? Whatever. It’s a law of the political universe that conservatives forget anything they say or do roughly 24 hours later, …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Trump Caving to Russia is the Biggest Red Flag Yet That He’s Putin’s B*tch

If you look at the official White House site, you will see lots of tough talk about how tough American toughness is and how tough we’ll be in our tough negotiations and tough deals with weak foreigners that aren’t as tough as we are: America First Foreign PolicyThe Trump Administration is …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Megyn Kelly Had Freedom Russian Journalists Don’t, Yet Failed to Hold Vladimir Putin to Account

Tough luck for anyone who was hoping to feel satisfied after watching Megyn Kelly’s much anticipated interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin. The roughly 10 minute discussion was featured on the debut episode of NBC’s new program, Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly. While she is often heralded …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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‘Daddy’ Trump Lectures Everybody After London Attack, Then Goes Golfing

It’s no secret that Donald Trump wants everybody to think of him as our stern “Daddy.” When something bad happens to you, Daddy comes home and lectures you on how stupid you were, and how you have to be more careful next time. Then he grabs a beer and goes to sit on the couch […]

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Michael Tracey Gets “Shoved” by Maxine Waters, Twitter Has a Field Day

The Young Turks’ Michael Tracey has a…dubious history with women, at best. As a college student, he sued police for “excessive force” when they arrested him for bypassing security to get an autograph from Ann Coulter (probably the only time in history this has ever happened.) This past November, …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Putin Claims The CIA Framed Russia, Here We Go

In an interview with Megyn Kelly for NBC News, Russian President Vladimir Putin decided to pull some shit, as the kids say, by suggesting that Russia is being framed for the hacking of 2016 election by American hackers:”Hackers can be anywhere. They can be in Russia, in Asia…even in America, …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Van Jones Wrecks Trump’s Senior Economic Advisor Over Paris Climate Pull Out

EPA director and climate change denier Scott Pruitt told CNN’s Jake Tapper that Donald Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Accord because the president’s primary concern was “American jobs”, not climate change. Citing a provably false list of statistics, Tapper’s guests that included …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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We Have a Real Problem: Conservatives Are Destroying America

There are two ways to view the “carnage” occurring in America right now. The first requires a stunning amount of willful blindness to the cause of this carnage. The second requires an almost effortless amount of will to say it out loud: Conservatives are destroying America. The American right …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Yes, I Said We Need to “Move On” From the Russian Hacking Story

Let’s play a game. Imagine just for a moment what the front pages of newspapers or home pages of websites would look like if we removed articles about the hacking of emails in the 2016 election. Now go even further and imagine how a cable news hour and its line up of stories would be […]

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Mike Pence Not Concerned About Climate Change Because it’s Only an “Issue For the Left”

One day after God-Emperor Donald Trump announced that the US was withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord his faithful minions hit the airwaves to defend the decision. Kellyanne Conway visited ABC’s Good Morning America, where she repeatedly refused to answer host George Stephanopoulos when he …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Pittsburgh To Trump: Take Our Name Out of Your Orange Jagoff Mouth

Like a fucking moron who can’t wait to see how happy Putin’s going to be after this one, Donald Trump did his usual farting out of words with limited basis in reality while announcing his decision to pull out of the Paris Agreement. Because the Pro-Life Party is more concerned with immediate …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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MEMBERS ONLY: What Psychedelics Taught Me About Humanity’s Terrifying Ecological Crisis

We are experiencing an extreme moment in human history that is greatly destabilizing and emotionally traumatizing for many, many people and it is easy to get incredibly depressed about it all. While Donald Trump may appear to be the biggest impediment to the change we so desperately need, I have an …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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