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Trump Needed Handwritten Instructions On How To Fake Empathy For School Shooting Victims

President Donald Trump hosted a listening session at the White House for survivors of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas school shooting where 17 people were murdered in another mass shooting in America. Family members of those killed attended as well and everyone’s emotions were palpable … except for …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Jimmy Kimmel is the Voice of the Democratic Party. He Shouldn’t Be

The Banter Long Read: Last week, Jimmy Kimmel once again found himself the unlikely spokesperson for the anger Americans feel towards the Republicans who offer thoughts and prayers in the wake of mass shootings, but nothing else. Before 2017, he had been one of the least political late night …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump And The GOP Made Everything About Parkland Shooting Worse

We’ve fallen into this sad state of accepting the worst when it comes to what our President is going to do in times of emergency. Trump’s responses to horrific events always compound the situation — and that’s exactly what’s been happening in the aftermath of the latest school shooting at Marjory …Continue reading Continue Reading […]

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump’s Official Patriotic Form Letter To Parents Of School Shooting Victims

Dear Mr. and Mrs. (parents of victim): It is with great sorrow that I acknowledge the loss of your (son/daughter), (name of victim), in the recent shooting at (name of school) in which _____ children tragically lost their lives. Though your (son/daughter) might not have known it while sitting in …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump Continues To Attack Obama For Not Doing Anything About Russia

Donald Trump, despite his obsessive and destructive use of Twitter, doesn’t seem to know anything about the internet. He doesn’t know about the behemoth resource called “Google” or its subsidiary “YouTube.” Using either platform, it’s relatively easy to unearth clips, news stories, previous …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Was Just Officially Ranked America’s Worst President Ever

According to an assortment of scholars across the political spectrum, Donald Trump, after just one year in office, is one of the worst presidents to ever darken the Oval Office. When tallied together, the collective score for Trump is…dead last: Let’s say that, according to the 170 members of the …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Trump Was Just Officially Ranked America’s Worst President Ever

According to an assortment of scholars across the political spectrum, Donald Trump, after just one year in office, is one of the worst presidents to ever darken the Oval Office. When tallied together, the collective score for Trump is…dead last: Let’s say that, according to the 170 members of the …Continue reading Continue Reading at […]

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Why Jordan Peele is the Perfect Choice to Reboot The Twilight Zone

I will never forget the first time I saw the trailer for Get Out: the audaciousness of the basic concept – Stepford Wives with race – as well as the is-it-a-comedy-or-isn’t-it tone was such a mind-blower that I immediately texted my friend who works for Blumhouse, the production company …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Jill Stein’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Interview

Jill Stein, Susan Sarandon’s candidate, isn’t having a good weekend. This Friday, Mueller revealed in his indictments that Russians interfered on behalf of her campaign, posting on the Instagram account Blacktivist, “Choose peace and vote for Jill Stein. Trust me, it’s not a wasted vote.” This is …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Trump Just Blamed The Florida Massacre On The Russia Investigation

In the three days since the massacre in Parkland, Florida, Republicans have either gone into hiding like the sniveling cowards they are or they’ve read their NRA-approved script and then cashed their blood soaked check from the gun lobby. Fox News, AM Hate Radio, and right wing hate sites …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Mueller Hands Down New Indictments While Trumpers Stupidly Declare ‘Game Over’

Fox News viewers and supporters of Donald Trump in general are utterly clueless about the Russian attack and the Special Counsel’s investigation of it. So far, they simply haven’t been following along with the ongoing developments in the story due in part to the teeny-tiny information bubble …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Republicans See Little Value In Children, Dead Or Alive

Gun violence involving the slaughter of children in broad daylight has occurred once again. Nikolas Cruz, a white male with a history of troubling behavior, woke up Wednesday February 14th, 2018 with the intent of killing fellow human beings. Cruz calmly went back to the school that expelled …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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The Kids Of Today Will Be The Demise Of Republicans & NRA

The school shooting in Parkland, Florida, killed 17 kids and terrorized an entire school. As a result, schools across America were reevaluating their lockdown drills and parent-run social media groups are having heated debates over teachers being armed. Meanwhile, videos from inside Marjory …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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MEMBERS ONLY: Mitt Romney: A Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing

Since the rise of Trump, it’s been tempting to revise our collective memory of the 2012 election and make Mitt Romney seem like a good guy. After all, he smiles a lot, he seems like a loving grandfather, and he did invent Obamacare. I’ve gone easy on him too: on my second day of grad […]

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It Was Easier For Nikolas Cruz To Buy An AR-15 Than a Goddamn Firecracker In Florida

According to Florida law, it is illegal to use exploding or flying fireworks that include: shells and mortars, multiple tube devices, Roman candles, rockets and firecrackers. Adult Floridians are only legally allowed to use sparklers that have been approved by the Florida Division of State …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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Yes, President Trump Blamed Students For Deadly School Shooting

By now you’ve heard about the horrific school shooting in Parkland, Florida. By now you’ve heard the call for sensible gun laws and reform. By now you’ve also heard the need for better help for those with mental illnesses. And through all this sorrow and anger and fear, with 17 kids murdered in an …Continue […]

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Bantercast Episode 28: Charles Eisenstein And The Origin Of Wrongness In The World

In this thought provoking episode of The Bantercast, Ben and Michael talk with famed author and speaker Charles Eisenstein about the growing identity crisis we are facing in the West. What is the origin of wrongness in the world? How can we live more meaningful lives, and what can we do to fulfill …Continue reading […]

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HA Goodman, Donald Trump, And Why Mental Health Can’t Predict Shooters

Having researched the cesspool of the far left for almost two years now, there’s few among its ranks more repugnant than HA Goodman. Formerly a contributor at Salon and The Huffington Post, Goodman wrote hundreds of misleading pieces claiming that Hillary Clinton would be indicted for her emails …Continue reading Continue Reading at https://thedailybanter.com

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