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5 Venues In Thailand Every Man Must Visit

For guys having issues in their home countries—or even those just seeking new adventures—there’s perhaps no better remedy than a trip to Thailand. Unfortunately, many newbies get sucked into the pay-for-play trap or get stuck in the lackluster, mainstream tourist areas such as Khao San Road or Phuket. As a half-Thai “Luk Khrueng” and dual citizen […]

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Teenage Girl Gets Scammed By Fake Multimillionaire On “Sugar Dating” Site

Websites for “sugar babies” have become trendy, thanks to modern technology, declining public morals, and an unbalanced sexual marketplace which exacerbates female entitlement complex. It’s a hot new way to profit tremendously from simply being a girlfriend—or at the least, going through some of the motions. However, sometimes this modern NC17 version of Cinderella can have […]

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7 Pieces Of Financial Advice From Robert Kiyosaki

Unless you are younger than 20, Robert Kiyosaki’s name should sound familiar. This Japanese-American man has become well-known in 1997 thanks to his book Rich Dad, Poor Dad, which contained a series of parables and easy-to-read stories about wise capital management. The book has become a bestseller, been translated in numerous languages, and Kiyosaki has […]

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How To Pick Up Strippers

Yesterday, I went to a well-known strip club to support a friend who just started dancing there. I left with three strippers’ contact info: a 7 and two 8s, all of whom have now written me first. Virtually every man who’s been to these clubs wants to score and has stripper fantasies. I had a […]

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3 Things American Girls Can Learn From Japanese Women

We’ve heard it all before: tales of the Far East enraptured in mystique and intrigue. Men of yesteryear such as Marco Polo and Lafcadio Hearn taking the roads less traveled and venturing into territories once seen incomprehensible to the Western palate. Despite much of their content being praised for its integrity and nostalgia, unfortunately, much […]

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How To Avoid False Rape And Assault Accusations

The nightmare scenario for men in the current culture wars is the dreaded false accusation.  Whether a ploy for attention, deflection from a disturbed female’s own misdeeds, weaponized political assassination, or a shameless attempt at a shakedown, much has been written at ROK on this topic. So I will discuss common methods I use for […]

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3 Ways Your Mind Sabotages Your Fitness Goals

It’s quite paradoxical to think that complying with a physical regimen is a mental endeavor. Allow me to bring a few of these common problems to your attention. These are mental blocks that I’ve come to realize dissuade most fitness enthusiasts from sticking to a routine. Any form of physical training is every bit as mental […]

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How To Survive The Urban Hellscape

The Post-Industrial American Urban Hellscape is a dangerous place. It is dangerous not only for its lurking, JRPG random encounter-style violence, but for its persistent psychic assaults on your mental faculties. Statistically speaking, the Urban Hellscape will kill you on the inside well before it kills you on the outside. Having lived in the real-world […]

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“Elite” Oxford University Gives Women More Time To Finish Their STEM Exams

Apparently females suffer from severe “time pressure” during exams, so Oxford University has come to the rescue and given women 15 extra minutes for their mathematics and computer science finals. Officials at the “prestigious” institution, which continues to make a bigger mockery of itself every passing year, are very concerned about the grades of women […]

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