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Meh Car Monday: The Tenth-Generation Ford Thunderbird Has Way More Bird Than Thunder

Have you ever seen something like a corporate fun run, and there’s some speeches or something before it gets all started, and some executive pulls the fun run company t-shirt over their button-down shirt and tie? You know how awkward and stiff and uncomfortable that looks? That’s what the tenth-generation Ford…Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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Watch a Hellcat-Stuffed Toyota Prius Smoke a Dodge Challenger SRT Demon on the Drag Strip

The 840-horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Demon is terrifying, no matter the circumstances. It was made to be a drag-strip nightmare, and it is—as far as cars straight from the factory are concerned. The Toyota Prius is also terrifying, when stuck behind it in traffic while in a hurry.Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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The Root This is AmeriKKKa: Trump Spent His Vacation With Bikers Who Sport Nazi Tattoos on the Anniv

The Root This is AmeriKKKa: Trump Spent His Vacation With Bikers Who Sport Nazi Tattoos on the Anniversary of Charlottesville | Deadspin Why Your Team Sucks 2018: Cincinnati Bengals | Splinter All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose If You Don’t Show Up In the First Place | The A.V. Club BlacKkKlansman doesn’t let…Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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The 2020 BMW M550i to Get 8 Series V8, Will Destroy the Last-Gen M5: Report

Last year’s introduction of the all-new BMW 5 Series left the outgoing M5 in the dust with the M550i xDrive model, powered by a 4.4-liter V8 with 455 horsepower. Bad news for last-gen M5 owners is that the 2020 M550i is going to get even more power, which means it will be even quicker.Read more… […]

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Hot Take: The Second-Generation Dodge Durango Was Uglier Than the Pontiac Aztek

At the 2003 Detroit Auto Show, Dodge showed the world a concept version of the then-upcoming second-generation Dodge Durango. It was called the Dodge Durango Hemi R/T, and my god, was it hideous. So naturally, the brand went ahead and released a very similar design for production. Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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Was Elon Musk Tweeting on Acid? Azealia Banks Says Yes

Azealia Banks, pop star, who has reportedly been hanging out “alone” at the house of Elon Musk, CEO and Chairman of Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Company, has started spitting straight fire at Musk on her Instagram account. Incendiary remarks aside—and there’s plenty of those—Banks claimed that Musk was on Twitter…Read more… Continue Reading at […]

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Earn All the Skill Points in Forza with the Formula Drift Car Pack

As much as Forza Motorsport 7 loves lap times, the game isn’t all about nailing the perfect lap. Neither, obviously, is its jump-happy counterpart, Forza Horizon 4. The Formula Drift Car Pack is soon coming to both games and you’ll be able to get sideways to your heart’s content.Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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Buy This Manual Mercedes SLK So I Don’t Have To

“You know what,” I often say to myself, “I’m really a Mercedes Man at heart.” This is an aspirational declaration, as I’m not actually sufficiently wealthy to afford the Benz that I want: manual, rear-wheel drive, with some power. Oh wait, I can afford that Benz. It’s just an SLK.Read more… Continue Reading at https://jalopnik.com

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Bumper Falls Off Brand New Tesla Model 3 After 30 Minutes and Some Rain (Updated)

We’ve written about Tesla’s production and quality control issues, especially with the new Model 3, before, but this would be sort of startling even if we hadn’t: a person bought a Tesla Model 3, and, within the first 30 minutes of driving the car back home, the rear bumper cover falls off. That’s, um, not […]

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Bankroll Vector’s Next Car by Buying These Two Avtech WX3 Prototypes for $3.5 Million

Of all the wacko shit to come out of the ‘90s, Vector had to be one of the whackiest. Vector made wedge-shaped, truly weirdo cars in fantastically tiny numbers and a new hypercar is apparently coming. Vector just needs you to buy these two prototypes for $3.5 million to help fund the new car’s construction. […]

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Watch a New Jersey Dealership’s Jeeps and Rams Get Swept Away by a Raging Flood

A Fiat Chrysler dealership lost lots of cars to a major flood in northeast New Jersey on Saturday. A now-viral video shows a number of vehicles getting carried away like toys in a creek by a violent torrent before crashing into a bridge and into each other. The resulting mountain of soaked and bashed-up trucks […]

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Someone Actually Commissioned a Surfboard With a 24-Karat Gold Trim to Pair With Their Rolls-Royce

This week in “Gnarliest Ways to Show the World How Rich You Are,” someone actually commissioned a surfboard with a 24-karat gold trim to carry around on their Rolls-Royce. Rolls will feature it at an event showing off its “exquisite motor vehicles for the influential and wealthy,” because of course it will. Read more…

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